Woody and the Bandits

What a night! #Strictly

Got a viewing for Woody tomorrow. Feeling so nervous. Even though I know she’s an amazing boat, I’m convinced no one will want to buy her 🤞🏼

@MittenDAmour Cause they’re going home!

Huh. Why would the #Strictly producers have saved Wynne and Katya for the end of the running order?

# #StrictlyComeDancing I don’t know who designed Nancy’s dress but they obviously don’t like her #frumpy

@MartinSLewis I’d pay it in on principle!

Today's Twitter Poll: I once got a cheque sent for 10p. If you were sent an automated cheque, what's the minimum amount it'd need to be for you to pay it in? Which of these is CLOSEST to your minimum...

@Sarah_Kendall It’s the witching time

Is there a name for the time between 4am-7am where you wake up for a wee, then start thinking about how you don’t like it when Tom Hiddleston dances and then you end up worrying about the end of democracy and that no one likes you and then you doze for 30min? What’s that called?

@sianberry @russell_kane Why punish the poor and vulnerable? What an arsehole

Sad that the debate today ended the way it did. The reckless plan to cut winter fuel payments amounts to an unjustified and cruel assault on pensioners’ finances, mental and physical health. #WinterFuelPayment

@MarkLastMiner I can’t stand them 🤢

Tesco delivery today before i left Thrupp..... Is anyone going to tell me its too early for these beauties?? 😊😊😊😊

@NBL_Unlocked I know 🤭

Anyone guess where we are? #narrowboatlife #canals #narrowboats

@BickerBoats Cadbury purple!

Two beautiful boats nearly ready to go, just planning the paint colour for the next one, what would you like to see? Pale green Pale blue Burnt orange Or Cadbury purple #narrowboatsforsale #shesabickerstaffe

@wiseconnector A

I think so. What do you think? A) yes B) no

@NBL_Unlocked @JustGiving Absolutely amazing. What a legacy for Dexter ❤️

OMG! We are just short of £5,000 fundraising for Dogs Trust in Dexter’s memory. Thank you all so much. Check out the @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/narrowboa…

@AldiUK got to love a middle aisle bargain for a boat!

@BBCNews Most of the canals are!

'Black Country canals are full of litter' bbc.in/4dI11WY

@sammysandwch Imagine how I’d feel at 5 feet tall 🙄

Feel a right short ass now lol. Xx❤️👄🤣😂

Jeepers Nelly, Popped into Lidl for a few bits. Had a mucho around, everything looks so fresh in the fruit and veg. Then, got to the till, well this guy behind me must of been 7 foot. First time I really felt like cousin IT lol. He must of had extra weetabix for breakfast…

@BBCNews What an awful man to request that! Glad his family said no

Alain Delon's family deny his request to euthanise dog bbc.in/3Xet0rP

@Goldilocksboat So lovely to catch up with you guys too xx

Lovely to see @dibdobw along the way and have a catchup. Safe travels ❤️

Beautiful rainbow over the Trent & Mersey at Middlewich 🌈

@NBSeaGlass One of my favourite canals.

How beautiful is the Macclesfield canal? Such views

@sammysandwch Good luck with the job application Sammy xx

#Loosewomen Do you get first day jitters at a new job? Yes, I do together with my anxiety it can be a bit like oh what am I doing here? Imposter syndrome Soon to experience it all over again as I’ve applied for a job in NHS. Eeeek Xx❤️👄🤣