Jana Herwig

Es gibt Menschen da draußen, die - wenn sie mit etwas einverstanden sind - schreiben, dass sie "der Chor" sind, also so: "Wir sind damit der Chor." Und ich hoffe im Sinne der andauernden Erheiterung, dass sie nie einer aufklären wird über ihren Fehler.

@GWaldmensch Wer ist gestorben? Wir hatten einmal vor 10 Jahren dms ausgetauscht, aber es war wie Familie

Jemand von Twitter stirbt, und es wird immer DIE eine Person geben, die einen Beitrag verfasst, als wäre sie/er der beste Freund/in gewesen. Und dann drunter so: „Mein Beileid!“ Und die Person so: „Danke, hatten nur einmal vor 10 Jahren eine Nachricht ausgetauscht, aber fühlt sich trotzdem wie Familie an.“ Wieso sind manche Menschen so? 😅

Insofern wundert auch nicht, dass Ariel raus und Gil noch drin ist. Gewinnen werden aber Hubert oder Patrick, für am wenigsten Arschlochverhalten über 17 Tage #ibes2026

Bei #ibes ist es Tradition, dass gewinnt, wer am WENIGSTEN Arschlochverhalten IM Camp zeigt. Die Krone war noch nie ein Lohn für die, die am lautesten ihre Position (egal auf welchem Moralradar) vertreten, und noch nie ein Lohn für einwandfreies Leben vor dem Camp. #ibes20

@mrmikeMTL of course

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents’ landline number?

@CrazyVibes_1 Your local crafter must be from a peruvian knitware sweat shop bellapaca.de/p/kinder-und-b… canstore.de/kinder-babys/b… condorpasa.com/kinderstrickja…

Am I overreacting? I bought a sweater for my future niece, and my roommates said it was ugly! I ordered from the local crafter, I wanted support her, cause I love this community, and I think its pretty nice, but my roommates said it was ugly My sister in law is pregnant and I found this sweater for the baby girl at a Mexican farmers market today. (Baby is half mexican half islander) I brought it home and excitedly showed it to my roommates and they called it ugly. I told them they were mean and have been keeping to myself for the night. They have me doubting if I should give it to my sister in law. Credit - Maryam Mary

@SoerenLorensen @giulio_mattioli the regels are the regels

@giulio_mattioli Erst Abendbrot, danach Stoßlüften, dann Tagesschau, schließlich nahtloser Übergang zum Tatort. Es gibt schließlich Gesetze!

Easily my biggest cultural clash in Germany 🙈😂

@Sturgeworld How many choices of cereal did you have as a kid?

@SoerenLorensen Oder Tschett Pitti Tschie

Immer, wenn du von deiner „Dschie-Bie-Ell-Box“ oder Bezahlen per „Pehporl“ redest, denkt dein alter Englischlehrer darüber nach, sich selbst zu waterboarden.

@maverickecom workflow

Nano Banana + Fastmoss + Manus + Veo3 = AI Content Factory We built a fully automated system that repurposes, localizes, and launches winning TikTok Shop content across hundreds of creator-style accounts. It’s so effective it feels like running Facebook ads in 2008. - CPMs as low as $0.10 - no reliance on paid ads - no ghost creators - no wasted samples - no lost time My $300/monthly tech stack which replaced $50k+ budget: - manus for product research and viral script ideas - cruva / Fastmoss for recently viral content ideas from competitors - nano banana pro for images - kling 2.6 for video - now using my own phone posting network for automated posting Here’s how it works: •Each AI Agent spins up a TikTok Shop–ready profile, built to sell my products through shoppable videos. •Agents are prompted to research the niche, scrape winning TikTok Shop videos, and rebuild them with new hooks, angles, and UGC-style visuals tailored to your brand. •They create and post daily using my tech stack onto affiliate accounts No touchpoints. No delays. Just shoppable videos going live and GMV compounding every week. Then we use an MPS (Multi-Platform Swarm) approach: once the concept works on TikTok Shop, we deploy hundreds of AI Agents to flood the niche with variations that all drive back to your Shop and Amazon listing. I’m giving you access to the full stack — the ai workflow, ready to plug into your TikTok Shop today. Comment “Workflow” and I’ll send you everything. (must be connected) PS – Repost for early access to the full TikTok Shop content factory system.

@i_am_fabs Sind die neu? So sehen die Züge von Attnang-Puchheim nach Stainach-Irdning seit gefühlt mindestens 5 Jahren aus.

Die neuen Interregios der ÖBB sind ein Desaster. Es sind vielfache VERSCHLECHTERUNGEN, es ist komplett undurchdacht und einfach nur dumm. Das ganze müsste eigentlich rückgängig gemacht werden. youtube.com/watch?v=g48e8O…

@lady_valor_07 That's Lou Reed.

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see two people holding hands, you're right-brained. What do you see 🤔

Yip Yip! Happy Yip Yip Day! @nic_ko #yipyipday

What day is it today? It's Yip Yip Day! Yip Yip! #yipyip #yipyipday

@fesshole You're a model, not an actress. An actress would not have missed out on this opportunity.

I'm a model & actress. A few years ago I was hired by an elderly gentleman who was terminally ill to attend his funeral and stand around looking bereft and hot and mysterious. I took the fee but didn't bother going. Hasn't asked for his money back so far.

@sboy71 @fesshole

@fesshole Surely you've got more pressing issues

24 year old guy in my first ever serious relationship. We rent a place together now. And I've just been told that it's not normal for people to iron their socks and boxers. Is this true?

@klara_sjo Fishy.

This is ninety pounds of cheese. The average American eats this much cheese every day. Let that sink in.

@GWaldmensch oj

@digiom Ich hoffe 😆

Jetzt mal fein frühstücken.

@bakwasbandkrein Estragon of course

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@brady_h I think it is read as "Guy is likely to sue if he's unwell afterwards, better sent him away right away. We can handle an outraged tweet but not a law suit". In any case, you did deliver the outraged tweet...

Went to Chili’s and showed this to my waitress and she told me to leave. Wtf?