Not long til the next Bank Holiday

Only football fans will understand the elation.. #watfordfc

Brook's a lil fucked up #MAFSAU

Stella's a honey #MAFSAU

Poor Grayson. I don't think she fancies him #MAFSAU

Mel's writing looks like her #MAFSAU

Steve's shitting himself #MAFSAU

@fesshole What council does Brown Willy come under?

I spent lockdown in 2020 memorizing lots of geography facts like all the counties / council areas / principal areas in the UK or the capitals of Canadian provinces and territories. My fess is that I still imagine someone will be impressed with this enough to want to shag.

Gozo is such a lovely place #aplaceinthesun

@SkyNews Leave the kids outside in the car with a bottle of Coke and some Golden Wonder

Pub bans children, claiming 'entitled parents' don't know how to look after them trib.al/0wvFJuO

Anyone still saying we need another Trump here?

Spurs board are gonna get medieval on Tudor

Millwall (A) is fun lads 🤣 #thfc

Everyone other than Spurs fans rn

@anon_opin You didn't pull your punches with this critique

The Rocky movies have some of the worst boxing scenes ever. No guard, no technique, just throwing wild haymakers and landing everytime. Most boxers would be knocked out or killed in about 20 seconds

Stevenage going up Luton in the mud. You love to see it

@AaronBastani We could have had that but we decided to teach the unions a lesson instead and go for an "every man for himself" culture and now look at the mess we're in

Be France: Among best high speed rail in the world 4th largest wheat producer God tier wine and cheese Civilian nuclear superpower Serving duck pate on your aircraft carriers Have generals on telly telling Donald Trump to ‘fuck himself’.

@anon_opin Sounds like you're pissed about it

I'm getting really pissed off with all the Americanisms that are creeping their way into British society. It's a dog LEAD, no you can't pet my dog, you can PAT it, and no, you can't get a coffee, not unless you're going to go around the counter and make it yourself.

Leicester are wank. How we not winning this? #watfordfc

Brook's apparently a model. She looks pretty ugly to me #MAFSAU

@john_earls @NewWaveAndPunk Hard to believe it was only three months after Beat Surrender

Watching #TOTP from 17 March 1983. ‘Speak Like A Child’ was a great debut single by the Style Council (I’ve still got my copy) but enjoyed seeing the video again including the double-decker bus and Paul Weller going full Val Donovan mode in a rocking chair! @NewWaveAndPunk

Ultravox were mind numbingly tedious weren't they? #totp