Anna Dahlin 🇸🇪🇺🇦 🧵🧪⚗🥼🧶🚲📚

So happy; I have a @Number10cat travel mug. 💟

Baby sitting V 12 and A 10. V is chilling on her bed. A is aimlessly walking round the flat. Two very different kiddies.

Draining the swamp

@dabitch Dude. When are you moving in.

I found a house with plaid shag rugs. I repeat, plaid shag rugs.

@estockbridge Yesssss. Finally. Now let's that CL gold as well. Been waiting since 2006. That was heartbreak.

Hey, maga. Is it enough for you now? instagram.com/reel/DYiu2kKvc…

@JoeKilpatrick15 @stephenRB4 Right?

@dilledahlin @stephenRB4 I gave up drinking. Giving up cheese might be a little more difficult.

Month 5 without cheese 🧀

@realRogerCh That would impress me more, tbh...

No, we prefer jumping through the window.

@SmokestackLig13 @_InfoGram_ Bahahaaaahaha. Yup. Spot on.

@_InfoGram_ @dilledahlin If you don’t do what I tell you I am really going to beat you up …I am going to count to 10: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5.5, 6, 6.5, 6.75, 7 , 7.25, 7.5, 7.75, 8…8.1, 8.2, 8.3, ……

Yesterday, 🇺🇸 Trump — “I paused a U.S. strike on Iran because Gulf leaders asked for more time to negotiate.” Today, Gulf officials — “We didn’t know about any imminent U.S. attack.” Now even Trump’s allies are calling him the biggest liar alive. Absolute cinema 🤣🔥

Sen. DURBIN: We ask all these nominees what happened on January 6th, and they say 'it was sunny and the wind was blowing.' No. There was a mob that attacked the Capitol. If you can’t acknowledge that, then what the hell good are you?

Imagine a legal system so fucked up that the president can be both plaintiff and defendant and award himself whatever he wants. That sounds kind of like a king, doesn't it?

Trump promised every American a $2,000 tariff check, a $5,000 DOGE check, 10% APR on credit cards, $2 gas, a “privately funded” ballroom, and medications that were supposedly 1500% cheaper. Instead, we got a $1.776 billion slush fund to pay people who beat up cops and smeared shit on the walls of the US Capitol.

@dabitch My sister had to have hers taken out.

@dilledahlin Truly! They're like, yeeep, that one is busted, gotta go.

I haven't eaten properly for months without calling Ralph on the big white telephone. My cholesterol is higher than Fuji-san. I see young healthy people complaining about things within their control and just wanna tell the little furballs to hold on. For 25 years.

@dabitch @TheLtColUSMC So I've gathered. It's not really a thing in Sweden.

@dilledahlin @TheLtColUSMC You've missed out.

This is how much American service members embrace Japanese culture. Someone orders one gaijin burger, and suddenly everyone is repeating, “One gaijin burger!” like a Japanese restaurant yelling, “Irasshaimase!” 😊 We love this country and its hospitality. 🇯🇵

@TheLtColUSMC @dabitch In my defence, it's not a thing in Sweden...

@dilledahlin @dabitch Oh my…

My cat is surveying his kingdom.

Trump didn’t just pardon his followers who stormed the U.S. Capitol. He’s now set them up for payments through a slush fund he created to reward his allies—out of your tax dollars. You could not make this up.