Dilyn the No.10 doggy (parody)

@UKLabour FUK OFFFFFFFF

And that matters. We will always have your back on the cost of living.

This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.

@UKLabour fuk off you cant determine what working class is your pathetic

Rejoin the EU. 🇪🇺 Like & Retweet if you agree!

@HoodedClaw1974 she couldnt open a corner shop.

🚨Breaking News Yvette Cooper to host around 35 other nations on a virtual summit today to discuss a viable plan to open the Strait of Hormuz. My question is why? You have wanted nothing to do with it thus far.

@SeddSezz great ploy that, just shows how fukin absolutely useless he is

🚨 Junior doctors to press ahead with strikes after talks break down Starmer is now withdrawing his offer of 1,000 extra training places. As time goes on this decision will hurt patients, not the junior doctors. The bureaucratic NHS is far too large and has crowded out British medical students and nurses.

BREAKING: “It is increasingly clear that as the world continues down this volatile path our long term national interest requires closer partnership with our allies in Europe and with the European Union.. Brexit did deep damage to our economy” Prime minister Keir Starmer 👏

@TedUrchin @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour HMS dragon in the med

The young of this country have something to celebrate today. There is real hope for the future. Well done @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour

@TedUrchin @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour

@kajakallas @YvetteCooperMP wasted your time listening to her rattle on fukin useless

Thank you @YvetteCooperMP for convening a call of over 40 countries on the Strait of Hormuz. This waterway is a global public good. Iran cannot be allowed to charge countries a bounty to let ships pass. International law doesn’t recognise pay-to-pass schemes. Today, we looked at diplomatic, economic, and security measures to restore safe passage, alongside working with the shipping industry. The EU’s Aspides naval mission has already assisted 1,700 ships in the Red Sea and must be scaled up. We cannot afford to lose another critical trade route. We support work by the UN on humanitarian corridors in the Strait to get food and fertilisers out. The EU has tools to track and facilitate transit that could help with that.

@BLAIMGame @One4TheGippa wouldnt shag that for a quid

@One4TheGippa Considerably less 😉

Almost £100 to fill the car while Labour sit on their hands and tell me they’re putting more money in my pocket! They could help today if they really meant it, drop the fuel duty!

@TealeVroom @BLAIMGame agh fuk u thinking is up a creak! they are taking extra revenue from the price escalation. wheres it going i tell u visits to COP or minister expenses lose the naievety

@BLAIMGame Very naive to suggest they could just cut taxes. How would that impact the nhs, education etc?

@BLAIMGame u aint getting any help from these twats unless your an immigrant or a dozzer.

@SuzanneEvans1 if i was a vet id put the bitch down

I just don’t understand the bare-faced lies. How can they do this? How does she sleep at night?

@DavidMcGregorBN fuck off

Only a Labour Government can be trusted to reduce child poverty. And the facts back it up!

@sarah__british death and taxes the only fukin thing u can be sure of

Can anyone explain to me in simple terms why there is a tax on fuel ? Genuine question

@darrengrimes this guys a cunt someone get a grip woth the twat

Mad Miliband genuinely believes that countries are looking at the UKs sky high energy prices in some sort of amazement. Is he really that delusional?

Keir Starmer is quietly turning into quite an impressive PM for an international global crisis. Calm, astute and strong when he needs to be. Not that he’ll get any praise for it in the media or on here of course, but he has shown real leadership in an extremely challenging situation.

@ukhomeoffice how about destroying them before they set sail dick heads ! theyve made the bloody crossing are you thick as pig shit or what!

Every small boat that reaches the UK is destroyed within 44 days. A specialist enforcement team examines boats and engines to identify upstream patterns, enabling supply chains and smugglers to be disrupted before Channel crossings are launched from the French coast.

@UKLabour its in the national interest that yiu FUK OFF

We will always stand up for Britain's interests - at home and abroad. Whatever the pressure, whoever it's coming from.

@Ed_Miliband gp fuk ya self! useless idiot wheres the oil??

Great to join London Labour colleagues at their local elections launch this afternoon. This Labour government's number one priority is tackling the cost of living. Working alongside our brilliant Labour local representatives, that's what we're doing.