Alessandra DiMona

So tell me, what's a beautiful young American ping-pong player doing mingling among the British upper class?

i lose all respect for a t-shirt once i've slept in it

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭

never kill yourself. make someone kill you

>dreading-laundry.wav

So many phonies, so few who are the real deal

Had labored under the impression that I disliked Jeremy Allen White's screen presence, but yesterday discovered that he in fact appears in the Naomi Watts-Liev Schreiber segment of Movie 43 (2013), arguably the strongest in a crowded field. I now rescind all previous criticisms.

they put me on the Too Fly List

Invented a form of meditation where I chew gum while meditating and pretend I’m the gum.

russian authors be like this is pavel. he’s so average. his face is average, his body is average, his job is average, his life is average. he tries to get rich for a while but fails and remains average. *ends up being the most interesting book in the world*

*scrolling through timeline* Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission.

RIP ❤️

wake up and be normal resist the rush to completion just chill chilling viber breathing waiting and enjoying you are always right now its right now forever and these are the good old days

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

I don’t have another password in me

watching The Oscars on YouTube, that’s not for MeTube