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@KerryKittles @willjohnsonbf1 I think it’s just cope for being awful at their full-time gig

@willjohnsonbf1 @dingerthefrog Yeah they make all the off people who call him out. 95% of replies are people saying how bad foreplay is and how bad Riggs is. He literally gets paid for being a troll

Riggs best club in his bag is the edit button

@BackcountryFam If they pop out of your ear while exercising you don’t have to look everywhere for them. It’s really not that serious

Can somebody please explain to me the resurgent phenomenon of wired headphones?

@GayBearRes My parents did the same thing but are in good health still at least. Very annoying to get the guilt trip on visiting more, how the in-laws see the grandkids more, and moving down there. Sorry you left us and your grandkids, not the other way around

My Boomer parents retired to Florida about 10 years ago. Sure enough my parents’ health is declining. Instead of moving back to the house they never sold, their solution is that I uproot my wife and kids and move to Florida. Why are they like this? 1/2

@Mokidar @Cernovich Not sure. I love Jersey Mike’s, I should have used a lamer fast casual brand like Sweetgreen

@dingerthefrog @Cernovich Is Jersey Mike's the new 3-martini lunch? Either one is pretty sad.

Boomers and Gen X packed lunches. Not sure why this stuff enrages zoomers. Boomers lived frugally. Going out to lunch was a big deal. Most didn't have long lunch breaks, especially blue collar. You didn't DoorDash, dinners were made at home. I don't even DoorDash in 2026.

@RepJackKimble Nearly 140 days?! Wow what a long year

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@HedgeDirty We didn’t realize we were in the film golden age at the time

The Zoomers getting nostalgic about Troy (2004) is interesting in that at the time it came out, the general critical consensus was that it was well-produced mediocre schlock, where the best-of-a-generation cast was shown unable to hold their own next to an aged Peter O'Toole

@LambBurkini This was the least amount of dog mom self congratulation I’ve seen on social media. Think the shame is working

“Mother’s Day includes women who have chosen to be childfree and focus on their careers”

@memeticsisyphus For even my normie friends the transgender issue is pushing them right. This is spot on. We are not idiots, trans women are obviously not women. Insisting they are leads to logical thoughts like what else are these people completely insane on? Turns out a lot

I think the trans community was really harmed by people like this. I think most people in the west are happy to accommodate weirdness. Accept the asterisk that goes with being a transwoman and move on. But instead there was a large push by people like this that insisted there was no asterisk. That transitioning was actually possible. This led them to absurdities like the female penis. Simply saying yes trans women aren’t the same as women could resolve it, but the ideology stops them. It leads them to the absurd. It also torches the public’s confidence in your ability to handle anything, seeing how you bend to ideology even when it makes you look ridiculous. Why would we let you change anything in society?

@rsgalloway @xwanyex We are having to re-figure everything out from first principles to counteract the brainwashing

@xwanyex civilization destroying brainwashing campaigns against nuclear families

@CacheThatCheque Yes all of this and golf is legitimately all I care about now. Some times I care a lot about work for a month or two here and there

Approaching 40. It was a few years ago that I started to realize: 1. the only thing that actually matters is raising my kids And 2. the only interests and hobbies I have now is drinking coffee, listening to podcasts, watching the stock market and shitposting on this app

@nikicaga I think the abrupt age endings is more egregious but it’s just baffling design decisions

Its crazy they did "permanent leaders, changeable civs" instead of the MUCH more logical "permanent civs, changeable leaders"

@MikeyNohMore It was just a horrible mechanic first civ I never finished a second game in

This my first time ever seeing something like this: Not just a patch, but a studio straight up removing the core mechanic of their game because it's so unpopular. Civ 7 is essentially a new game now. It's like an overhaul mod made by the developers themselves.

@Cernovich I’m a chemical engineer turned private equity guy and I feel attacked!

Our smartest people are still scary smart but they aren’t professors or in politics. They work in finance or software. A smart private equity guy is SMART. Before fiat went crazy, they’d be in chemical engineering. Jane Street quants would be working on the manhattan project.

@CoachJeffLeach I played travel baseball in N Texas in middle school and the 3 best players on that team all got drafted so my anecdotal evidence agrees with you

I constantly hear "The best players at 12 don't become the best players at 18" but I don't often see evidence of that. Been coaching in south central TX since 2009. I can tell you most of the best local high school seniors were amongst the best players at 12 w/few exceptions-

@tinfoilbaddie He should have sat out 24, would have a ton of momentum heading into 28 without any baggage from being in Trump's crosshairs. Hope he goes again in 28, I'll vote for him in a heartbeat

This absolute legend would’ve been our best president ever but noooo. Sorry, not enough rizz, awkward smile, weird boots.

@dmgtexas @KalshiPolitics with what? they say it's a toss up every election and it's never close. texas is a vacuum for dem dollars to get wasted

@dingerthefrog @KalshiPolitics cope

NEW: Kalshi Senate forecast 52% chance Republicans keep control of the Senate. 🔵 Democrats 49 🔴 Republicans 47 🟡 Tossup 4 Democrats need 51 seats to win control, Republicans need 50 (the VP breaks ties).

@ContrarianSaver Your friend is. It’s not that serious put the groom’s parents on the host list

A friend paid for his daughter’s wedding, $60k. Modest by his standards (NW $10m+). The wedding invite was going to indicate that it would hosted by he and his ex-wife. Daughter wanted to include fiancé’s parents as hosts on the invite. Friend pushed back and now he’s on the verge of being disinvited. Who is the a-hole here? I say the daughter is being an entitled bride-zilla.