Dingus McConnell

when you lose gas station sunglasses dudes

@Cyn_1005 @alargemike

@alargemike I stay away because the criminals are emboldened to rape women. Thanks Ryan Mears

I call bullshit.

Shams fires back at the Bucks: “If they spent as much time dealing with their own internal dynamics and problems as they do to responding to accurate reports they wouldn’t be in the mess they’re in right now.” (via @PatMcAfeeShow, h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

@RomeovilleKid Anyone who calls my goat "haliburger" will be eating knuckle sandwiches

#Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton “lost part my eyebrow” due to face shingles: “I’ve been taking unbelievable amounts of medication to try to get rid of it. It hasn’t worked. It’s obviously caused me to gain weight … That’s been a topic of conversation through social media …”

"Don't get used to the Pacers not playing in April, May and June." Tyrese Haliburton to Pacers fans before their last game of the season.

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

@TheHoopCentral @SMHighlights1 Why use the 3 asterisk? What's the point?

LAMELO BALL HAS WORDS FOR ISAIAH STEWART: “Fu*k you, shut yo bi*ch a*s up.” 🗣️🍿 (via @SMHighlights1)

Buttigieg: If you want a house, your mortgage went up because interest rates went up, because of this war. Your tank of gas got more expensive. The price of food this summer will be more expensive because fertilizer is more expensive because of this war. They are asking for an extra half trillion dollars for the defense budget. That is thousands of dollars from every household in this country. So we are paying directly for this. And what do we get in return? Is the world any safer? No

I don't generally get too attached to players, I'm a company man but the day Obi Toppin no longer plays for the Pacers is going to be a tough one for me.

I apologize to the Kings for thinking they fouled Curry as a nefarious tanking strategy. I should’ve remembered that Doug Christie is an inept coach, so him inexplicably fouling a good FT shooter to set up a TO play was in play as either a f-up or a willfully dumb idea. My bad.

Played 5 on 5 today for first time since June🙏🏽🙏🏽

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

Most 40-point games by a teenager: 4 — Cooper Flagg 3 — LeBron James

@JoelAlfonsoLA @Variety Cringe

We think like men, God's thoughts are way above our thoughts. I feel for Savanna Guthrie, but also wonder, does she believe her life to be a life of goodness, or did she forget the teaching of Jesus when she was happy ? Im saying this because i know God will use anything to save us, even things we don't like , if that means to save our souls.

Savannah Guthrie says she's “questioned whether Jesus really ever experienced this particular wound that I feel" in an emotional Easter Sunday message: "We celebrate today the promise of a new life that never ends in death. But standing here today, I have to tell you, there are moments in which that promise seems irretrievably far away, when life itself seems far harder than death. These moments of deep disappointment with God, the feeling of utter abandonment for most of us, there will come a time in our life when these feelings hold sway.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/s…

@Mattykoolio @DiscussingFish

@DiscussingFish Lmaooo crazy for a movie to gross $700M w/o theatrical release. The movie is streaming on Hulu and we won’t have official streaming numbers until 2-3 weeks after release.

'PIZZA MOVIE' has opened with $700M worldwide, surpassing expectations. highest grossing opening ever for a film. Read our review: rottentomatoes.com/m/pizza_movie

@VarmaGowrish @DiscussingFish Quite literally says it's a satirical account in the bio

@DiscussingFish All this misinformation for engagement 😐

🃏

I hate to contradict Third Way but I’m gonna go out on a crazy limb and say it’d probably be more electorally valuable for every Dem to spend the next two weeks hammering this line rather than debating what we all think about Hasan Piker.

@FastbreakHoops5 Ez, 1st column

If you had to silence 3 mics forever, who are you choosing?