Director Mark

I will come back to this tweet every 5 years to track my progress!

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

Spice FM presenter Nduh Okoh loses her cool on live radio!

Lmao this got me in tears man 😂😂

With great humour and deep insight, talented comedian DJ Shitti captures exactly what we are trying to do with our #Tuskume crowd funding appeal. I ask you to continue giving as we work together to reset, restore, and rebuild our country. Please use only our official channels: davidmaraga.com or M-PESA Paybill: 4164137 Account: 4164137

Kalondu: Who do you call the most? Nyashinski: My wife. Kalondu: Who do you call the most Nyash: My wife. We got up with legendary Kenyan rapper Nyamari Ongegu, aka @RealShinski & here is how our Quick-fire went down ahead of his multi-day concert “The Showman Residency”.

I really what the month of March 2026 to end. It has been tough. And my April be Heppy Real🔑🤲🏾

I’d give this man a job immediately because this demonstrates leadership and initiative. I love how everyone just listens and obeys him.

No one would have believed without video evidence

Nataka ile Mapenzi ya tukiargue na Dem yangu namwabia "get out" akishatoka nafunga mlango, alafu sisi wote tunageuka tunalean kwa mlango 🥲 alafu akiwa nje na mimi ndani tunaslide hadi chini tukilia..😂😂

@jobbrio01 @brook_timbe Cash is king

@directormark_ @brook_timbe Hahaha controlled by who? Who has taken people's freedom, tuendee hiyo freedom sahi?

Kisumu is the cleanest City in Kenya lakini circulation ya pesa heri ata Thika town

@OdhiamboTe4034 @brook_timbe Yes it is. It didn’t just become a city from nowhere boss. Those are the things looked at first.

@directormark_ @brook_timbe Kisumu is cosmopolitan? A big lie.

@OdhiamboTe4034 @brook_timbe Kisumu is a city because it’s cosmopolitan. That doesn’t equate to cashflow

@brook_timbe Have you tried to wonder, maybe wewe ndio hujui chuom zenye pesa zinacirculate? Coz it is a city for a reason unless you are right and all the charter is wrong.

@jobbrio01 @brook_timbe The more reason why natives can’t outdo the foreigners. It’s by design. This kisumu conversation I’m ready to tell it deeply. I have never been so frustrated the way I was when I used to live there. Kisumu is a controlled town. No freedom. None!

@brook_timbe Indian entrepreneurs have become billionaires and millionaires doing business in Kisumu, wasomali wanaflock in like crazy huku to do business, but natives keep recycling shit like this for likes on Twitter. Maumbwa sana.

@PillowsAndDuvet @Reggaewailer @kodie_kay 😂😂😂😂😂sisi ndio wendawazimu

@Reggaewailer @kodie_kay Outlet ya Indian Ocean ni gani mkuu 😂

Lake Nakuru is a salty water lake. Fish fit for human consumption can't survive in an alkaline environment.

@ariedavincent @Nefertittie_ @cassiedmola Finish the list

@Nefertittie_ @cassiedmola I support Ruto for the following reasons; 1. Balanced Development 2. He honored my Party Leader 3. SGR , Rironi- Mau summit rd 4. Nuclear power plant in Siaya 5. Lake region ring road 6. RAO Talanta stadium 8. Nairobi River regeneration 9. The list is long

I fail to understand, as a Kenyan who has suffered through these last 4 years of Ruto’s regime. What would possess someone to say tutam? Ama mimi ndio niko Kenya ingine ?

X is down

If as a lady, you’re upset about this trend instead of laughing, maybe you should check yourself. You’re probably a useless person.

@stfukhaleeed @_elvis_simons @thoy007

@_elvis_simons @thoy007 You rate them to much to think they understand anything

I think women are now understanding the magnitude of how stupid they sound now😹😹😹😹

@k_laus1 Wavyele what???

Kiswahili ilikuwa tu scam like nani ashai ita father ama mother in law bavyaa na mavyaa

He always says this. Always. And I’m a good student.