King Dirko

@pizzy_kay Luiz felipe scolari?

🚨🎙 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST MANAGERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...

@jakewg_ @BMM1882 @altontowers

@BMM1882 @altontowers

Hello @AltonTowers. I lost my AirPods at your resort on 5th May and filled out the lost property form (with full details). I was the very last guest out of the hotel before it closed after the May Day bank holiday weekend, on 5th May. Ergo, a customer couldn’t have picked them up. They’ve been pinging in Splash Landings Hotel (in the Flambo’s Jambo restaurant, which is where I know I accidentally left them on a table before leaving after taking a Teams call before my drive back to London) ever since, until yesterday… It looks like one of your staff members have taken them home as they’re now at a nearby address in Stoke-on-Trent - I’m going to guess that’s not your usual lost property procedure… Can you let me know who in Alton Towers or Merlin I should contact regarding CCTV requests as I’d like to report this as a theft offence to Staffordshire Police? Many thanks. P.S. I contacted you about this privately via Facebook Messenger on 6th May, but you never bothered replying. It’s now 11th May FYI. Really good to know you value customer service - particularly for Merlin Annual Passholders.

@muriel_rogers47 @AldiUK @tweeting_keith

@AldiUK @tweeting_keith Ooh better get sticked up 🤣

Dear @AldiUK. These Breezables fabric conditioners are absolutely bloody amazing. I know exactly the major brand these are in "homage" to, but yours are better. Amazing fragrance that stays on clothes forever. Please tell me these weren't just seasonal and they're sticking around

Jogadores com identidade visual. Eu começo:

@SSBlackCoffee @Lfc_samie Kewell injured in 23’ smicer replaced him

@Lfc_samie Djibril Cisse

Liverpool champions league winning team 2005 Guess the missing player Level: Hard

Genuine question, who's this?

@racingblogger And before you all say yeah but what about the cooking and the washing up!?!? I dunno the Mrs done it all

@racingblogger Veg is 5 for £1 in the Asda at the minute….

One of the best Sunday Roasts I’ve had in a long time. 📍Provenance Brix + Mortar. Cambridge. £28 for a huge amount of quality beef, served with tons of seasonal vegetables, potatoes and a Yorkshire pudding. It’s a solid 9.5/10 for me, outstanding tbh! 👏

@Bella_91m7u No, not ran since school, not running after you

Be honest 👀

@lady_valor_07 I sent my wife to give get five guys she ended up with a sticky face and pregnant

How much did this meal cost?

@oelma__ Who TF has leftover bacon part from Tracy pollan??

What do you do with leftover bacon?

@clarey1888 Oh god like 😳😳

@clarey1888 Looks* drunk 😂

I’d like to report a crime. What kinda shape is that for an Easter Egg?

@Sadie_NC @gotrice2024 As soon as someone says “with all due respect” you can bet your bottom dollar they’re gonna be a cunt

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@DrRitaDed Happy Easter sir

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@OhDooFookAff @ken_beckfoot1 @robjessel16 @CF_Farrow @Tesco 😂🖕🏻😂

Bought this from @Tesco on Thursday. Use by date next week. Took out the oven for our family Easter supper. Green. 😩😢