Sean Tongo

@matigary Notorious PIG 😂

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@NewsDay_Zim @stozvirevaa 🤣🤣🤣

#InPictures 🔴Brick By Brick... Chinese men constructing a brick perimeter wall at Corner Alpes/Teviotdale and Harry Pichanick roads in New Alexandra Park. 📸: @stozvirevaa

@tulinane @ChrisExcel102 He tried but the signature moonwalk ground tap-in was a toll order for him. Look at that stance and the flawless posture vs your Namibian guy 🤣🤣

@ChrisExcel102 Are you sure?

My brother knows no one can do this dance except him 😭😭🔥🔥

@olivier983 Well tried but he failed to pull the moonwalk ground tap-in at 24-26sec

@nickmangwana One man One Vote, simpuru!!

35 out of 56 Commonwealth countries do not directly elect their head of government. That’s 63%.  We may not be in the Commonwealth, but most of its members are our development peers—so on democratic governance, that’s a useful benchmark. Worth asking: how do we compare? #CAB3

@freddyMM93 There’s no way trumpet blowing can raise you US$100,000 in less than a year after living expenses. I’m sure dude is blowing something else on the side 🤣🤣

Some jelous people posting that Denilson Musekiwa “Mukomana Webhosvo” s work does not qualify him to buy this car. My question is have you ever engaged him? Do you know how much he charges and do you know how often he is hired? Perfect your own art and see wer it takes you🙏

@memorynguwi @ipcconsultants Paying school fees by grade alone doesn’t make sense. Benefits should match real need to support employees with school-going dependents only. If the intention is to simplify compensation then it’s cleaner to just introduce a structured allowance.

If you were a CEO, would you pay school fees to everyone entitled by grade, regardless of whether they actually have children in school? @ipcconsultants

@zimbocitizen @T_a_t_e_n_d_a Chigunduru in the making.

Iyi mhuri bodo, vane vedu varikungonyadzisa mumafast foods outlet umo. Now pava neaneshort tsvuku.

@_MakdShelby Senzai varume kuti vana vasazotamba chamupidigori.

Ghetto yut rasvika richida kutoganzawo neChampidigori😭😭😭😭😭

@snowballOfficia That story sounds like a page off Sir Richard Branson on how he was stuck at the airport and had a light bulb moment to charter a plane for himself and the stranded passengers and from their he established Virgin Airlines 🤷🏾‍♂️

Dr Tagwirei declared that no weapon formed against him will prosper because God is on his side

@nickmangwana What’s attached is a different assignment, are you already on that Friday whisky 🥃

@adv_fulcrum We being led by an unconstitutional Kleptomaniac lot I tell you,

A member of an Independent Commission, such as the Zimbabwe Human Rights Commission, can only be removed from office under section 237(2) of the Constitution of Zimbabwe. Section 237(3) expressly provides that the procedure for removing a judge also applies to members of an Independent Commission; accordingly, a tribunal must be appointed on the recommendation of the Judicial Service Commission and the member must be found guilty of misconduct before removal. Reassigning Jessie Majome to the Public Service Commission therefore constitutes removal from office and is unconstitutional. Reliance on section 202(1)(b) is unavailing: that provision does not affect the security of tenure enjoyed by Majome is of no application to the situation at hand, and the attempt effectively seeks to demote her from Chairperson of an Independent Commission to an ordinary commissioner of the PSC. We cannot sit idly by while such serious violations occur. The Department of Justice has failed in its duties, with potentially grave consequences.

@nickmangwana Section 237(3) of the Constitution: "The procedure for the removal of judges from office applies to the removal from office of a member of an independent Commission."

Re‑assignment Notice: His Excellency the President, Cde. Dr. Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa has re‑assigned Ms Fungayi Jessie Majome from the position of Chairperson of the Zimbabwe Human Rights Commission to Commissioner in the Public Service Commission.

@LynneStactia Once again, EDiot advisors failing to interpret the law. Section 237(3) of the Constitution: "The procedure for the removal of judges from office applies to the removal from office of a member of an independent Commission."

WHY?

@begottensun Again, the unconstitutional EDiot blunders. Section 237(3) of the Constitution: "The procedure for the removal of judges from office applies to the removal from office of a member of an independent Commission."

Poor Josie. She didn’t play ball.

@OkaPhusisa @daddyhope Yes to Public Service Commission

@disruptor83 @daddyhope Was Majome removed from human rights commission?

The Director-General of Zimbabwe’s secret service, the Central Intelligence Organisation, Fulton Mangwanya, has been fired with immediate effect by President Emmerson Mnangagwa. Mangwanya is reported to have been removed following intense infighting within the inner circle of Mnangagwa’s government. He has also faced allegations of nepotism, including claims that he hired relatives and placed them in influential positions within the organisation. Further allegations suggest that he took a woman believed to be his lover on official international trips alongside the president and senior directors were quietly complaining about the alleged abuse of office. He has been replaced by Zimbabwe’s former ambassador to China, Paul Chikawa. OUT IN

@begottensun Zombi voters theory, you mean whoever controls the Chicken inn Sapatina budget.

There are 90% more of this guy than your average high level educated nuanced voter. You will all be voting in 2028/30 . Ai AGI is causing real existential crisis for Humanity. Climate change. Population collapse. This guy will be voting for who controls the national budget and national priority. This guy will CONTROL your future. This guy is DEMOCRACY.

@RexMidzi @chidawaTee This new fly by night ZanuPF lot are not constitutionalists, they are a bunch of opportunistic crooks. I bet you 99% of that new lot do not know the ZanuPF green book 📗

Did you know that Robert Mugabe only became President of Zanu Pf in 1985 ? Do you know why @chidawaTee ? Because Congress only happened in 1985 The Central Commitee as per the constitution ' Enunciates ' resolutions of Congress Central Commitee is Subordinate to Congress

@manicaprincess @wicknellchivayo 🤣🤣🤣

@wicknellchivayo muchatiuraisa mudzimba umu kt chema dzakadai dzibude

RUFU NDI MADZONGONYEDZE.😭💔💔🕊🕊🕊 At a time when the CHRISTIAN community in Zimbabwe and across the world was celebrating the EASTER HOLIDAYS, I learnt with DEEP SHOCK the HEARTBREAKING news of a road traffic accident in which SIX LIVES were lost in the most painful and UNIMAGINABLE way. Those precious and YOUNG lives lost were all from the MUJURU FAMILY. I was out of the Country when this TRAGEDY happened, and I am even more SADDENED that our dear brother RONALD MUJURU, lost his beloved WIFE and all FIVE of his CHILDREN in this gruesome accident. May their dear souls rest in ETERNAL PEACE. 🕊️ It is the most difficult and UNIMAGINABLE thing for any parent to bury a CHILD, but to bury FIVE CHILDREN and at the same time, bury your WIFE is the MOST HORRENDOUS thing that no human heart should ever be asked to endure. My brother Ronald, NO WORDS can ever console you, nor can they restore what has been taken, and no one can imagine waking up to such a CRUEL REALITY. The loss of an entire family dims the very PURPOSE of waking up each day and WORKING HARD for those we LOVE the most. I share this grief as a Zimbabwean and as your own HOMEBOY from Zabe in Chivhu, which is so close to our Wiltshire Commercial Farms in Gandami where I was born and raised. I wish to extend my deepest appreciation to our amazing FIRST LADY, Amai Auxillia Mnangagwa, who demonstrated that she is indeed the MOTHER OF THE NATION by personally coming to console you and your family in your DARKEST HOUR. Such a gesture demonstrated the true spirit of UBUNTU that binds us together as Zimbabweans. I also acknowledge with respect our Homeboy and MP the Hon. Minister of Transport Felix Mhona , who also personally paid his CONDOLENCES and attended the funeral. In moments such as these, we are reminded that beyond any DIFFERENCES of opinion or persuasion, we are ONE PEOPLE. We mourn together, we COMFORT each other and we carry one another through SORROW as the Holy Bible commands us in Romans 12:15 and 2 Corinthians 1 3-4. While I fully respect the PRIVACY and DIGNITY that this deeply painful moment demands, I feel DUTY-BOUND, as your brother and as a patriotic Zimbabwean who understands LOSS, to extend my condolences. In that spirit, and WITHOUT any desire for RECOGNITION or attention, but purely as a TOKEN of LOVE in our African tradition yekupa CHEMA, I say to my dear brother Ronald, please GO AND SEE VICTOR at Exquisite Car Dealership and collect a brand spanking new 2026 Toyota Fortuner 2,8 GD6 valued at USD 80 000. You will also receive CHEMA of US$50,000 in cash as a humble gesture to support you as you PICK UP yourself from this DEVASTATING and PAINFULL loss. This is all from the bottom of my heart and by no means intended to gain any mileage at the expense of your GRIEF, but a small token to lessen the EMOTIONAL PAIN and unimaginable AGONY you are carrying. My brother RONALD, I am DEEPLY SORRY for your loss, and though nothing can ever heal this wound, I pray that the HOLY SPIRIT becomes your COMFORTER during this difficult time. May the souls of your beloved wife and children rest in ETERNAL PEACE until we are reunited again in the land of EVERLASTING LIFE… 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🕊️🕊🕊