Rachel Devor

Nike spent millions on “Breaking2,” an attempt to break the 2 hour marathon by Eliud Kipchoge. Kipchoge did it in Nikes in 2019, but it was with lazers and pacemakers. It didn’t count. Today, 2 men do it officially. Both in adidas. The hits keep coming.

@MicsObscure @AmazonHelp I connected in the chat and was told they’re working through it

@AmazonHelp @MicsObscure can you help me too! its not working :(

@MicsObscure Oh no! We certainly don't like to hear this! For security purposes, we don't have account access via social media, but we'd still like to help! When you have a moment, please contact us here: amzn.to/3Y6JzXw, so that we can look into this for you! -Justin

@Oreo S’mores. Duh.

while we wait - which OREO flavor is your MVP okay go

@aubsburr but you bought the pickle one after seeing these suggestions, right?

you buy one peanut costume for work and suddenly your amazon suggestions look like this

@chelbb_ I hate it here

Im sure it's nothing

@josemorgado Because he’s literally GLUED into his seat lmao

Utterly pathetic really

@BleacherReport yea i mean i don't think we needed this reminder..

Sixers have been THROUGH it 😬 2017: Traded for #1 pick, drafted Markelle Fultz over Jayson Tatum 2018: GM Twitter controversy 2019: Traded Jimmy Butler 2020: Fired coach, hired new coach then new GM 2021: Ben Simmons demands a trade 2022: Subject of NBA investigation 2023: James Harden demands a trade (h/t @DerekBodnerNBA)

@Ritzcrackers oh no i forgot my clothes

how does how does this make u feel

@HoneyMaidSnacks hear me out one @Ritzcrackers in the middle

okay but what else would you add to your s’mores? 🍌🍓🥜🍦

@chelbb_ Only if they've been cooked in the air fryer

Ideal date idea: Romantically being fed strawberries but instead they’re Trader Joe’s cilantro lime chicken wontons

@theteddygrahams Teddy is on the Euro trip I could only dream about

where to next 🤔⬇️

@theteddygrahams BEARIS.

took a trip to europe; bonjour from bearis, france! 🇫🇷

@aubsburr try being 31

being 29 and working in social means i’m actually geriatric

@chelbb_ I do this weekly.

Please enjoy this wholesome moment where my dad celebrates that he got a free @Starbucks for his 72nd birthday 🥹 “wonderful”

@Ritzcrackers Wait there isn’t salt on both sides???? Am I ok?

do u eat RITZ salt side up or down?

@theteddygrahams But like why am I singing it

sweet dreams are made of teddy grahams

@theteddygrahams 🫴

reply with a 🫴 and i'll hand you a 🐻x🍪

@aubsburr dying over this

life tip: befriend graphic designers