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@SleeperAstros @dennistlin @Chandler_Rome I’d rather jump than have that selfish moron on the Padres again

The Padres have reportedly been exploring bullpen help and Josh Hader could be one name they are looking at if the Astros decide to sell, per @dennistlin & @Chandler_Rome: “Hader, in the third year of a five-year, $95 million contract, has full no-trade protection, but the Astros’ 20-31 start has made him a candidate for an eventual move.”

@Padres @SBJ @PetcoPark @MLB Cool now call up Jase Bowen and put Merrill on the IL

America’s No. 1 Ballpark has been named the Sports Facility of the Year at the 2026 @SBJ Sports Business Awards!

@coachtraveling @MartyCaswell Because Fernando is not capable of hitting a home run currently

@MartyCaswell Manny has a .175 batting average bats only 3rd or 4th in the order and we are worrying about Fernando?

"He's working every day to try to figure that out, it's not like he doesn't know & we're ignorant to it. Hitting coaches are trying to rack their brain & so is Fernando." Craig Stammen on Padres loss to Dodgers & Tatis' ongoing struggles youtube.com/watch?v=CiAHuB…

@Arubbothian Tragic hairline, bad genes?

NEW: CAPTIVE DREAMER CRASHES OUT AND GETS ARRESTED AT IHOP

@AJCassavell Tatis needs to bat sixth or lower he’s literally a fucking liability at the plate, bases loaded 1 out and zero faith in that fucking loser

Final: Dodgers 4, Padres 0 The Dodgers' stars played like stars tonight. The Padres' stars did not. (And have not all season.) L.A. takes the series, and an early 1 1/2-game NL West lead. The two rivals will meet again in late June.

@DevineGospel Lock him in the film room without his phone until he can pull a fly ball

Idk man he’s pissing me off

@DevineGospel Bro couldn’t throw a strike to Freddy Fermin but let’s gift him a GIDP, fucking bum

Absolutely Terrible Tatis

Tatis is pathetic

@Padres Fermin getting PT until Campy comes off IL

How we’re lining up.

@Hermes4Megistus @DrBitcoinMD retard

@DrBitcoinMD Gen z thinks “asking young ppl to make the same sacrifices literally every generation made before them” is somehow unreasonable. Go buy a starter home. You can get a nice small condo even in nice cities. Get roommates. Literally everyone did this.

The entire boomer vs young people divide in one thread

@RebelEagleX @GrapevinePolice Oh no, consequences for my actions

@GrapevinePolice Why the fuck did you arrest him? Totaling his Tesla wasn't enough punishment you think?

Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.

@Padres Pinch hit for Sheets but not for Fermin wtf dawg

Final.

@Padres FERMIN???????????? Duran clears with his bat and defense are we serious

Gearing up for Game 2.

FINAL: Padres 1, #Dodgers 0

@B862670996343 @injeramuncher If you go the speed limit in the left lane you are a terrorist

@injeramuncher When people say "slow drivers" they mean people who go the speed limit

slow drivers when u try to pass them

@Asclepiusssssss @Mayfuel ‘Teacher’ CLOSE the schools

@Mayfuel Imho they've done a net good for the world overall at least so far. It is the World Police. Or at least it was. Interventionism was not a mistake, more terrorists should die and more dictators brought to justice.

i've noticed that americans think people who dislike the US military are doing it to be like, edgy on purpose. They genuinely don't understand that somebody could sincerely hold that belief.

@EdgarBased White transplants

@MLB @Padres Chugging a gallon of milk and going to the ER in front of my five year old to change the course of his life forever

Gavin Sheets AGAIN! His second homer of the game doubles the @Padres lead 💪

Oh Sheets, here we go again.

@nokeydoesstuff @lockedbysheer @theblockspot Gotta be Duncan or Bird

@lockedbysheer @theblockspot 4 isn’t a debate it’s timmy

We all know it’s LeBron, MJ… or MJ, LeBron… but who is the THIRD best player in NBA history ???