Divyam Jain

Momos from hell

@gharkekalesh @Pagal_aurat this you?

Wht the actual fck is this?😭

🚨 #BREAKING: A man has been arrested after two people were stabbed in London’s Golders Green, a #Jewish neighbourhood watch team said. #London #GoldersGreen

@gupta_rekha @kjsehrawat @sandeepbjpadv I have lodged complaint with with Listening Post yet no action is being taken! @SandhuTaranjitS @LtGovDelhi @LokNiwasDelhi @MCD_Delhi

@gupta_rekha @kjsehrawat @sandeepbjpadv

Dear @LtGovDelhi @SandhuTaranjitS Sewage keeps overflowing in sec-5 market of Dwarka near HDFC bank and nobody attends! Authorities seem to only want their ‘cut’. Is this how we will make Delhi greener, cleaner? @DelhiJalBoard

@Schandillia Wonder zo'Who' you are talking about?

Man goes to America. Does PhD. Stays back. Gets job. Starts family. Starts business. Builds fortune. In that order. Years pass. All well. All perfect. Until not anymore. Problems in marriage. On the verge. Desperate to separate. Only one hurdle. California is a “community property” state. Which means that wealth generated during a marriage is generally split 50-50 in a divorce. Whatever man owns of his business, wife gets half of it. Can’t let that happen. Solution? Transfers almost all he owns to siblings in India. Shares, IPR, the works. Keeps only 5% to himself. And then? Back to India. Two oceans away from California laws. Away from American jurisdiction, under banners of “rural empowerment,” “austerity,” and “nation-building,” a new phase of life about to start. Unencumbered with the ghosts from the troubled marriage. But wait...man still married, right? WhatsApp to the rescue. Talaq...talaq...talaq. Sorry, he no Muslim, so no talaq. Just a polite WhatsApp text saying, me want divorce. Finally free. Unencumbered from the woman’s presence, breath of fresh air. New life. New narratives. “The recluse” who owns just 5% of his business! Except, sister safekeeps 47% and brother 35%. Nationalism, austerity, and build-in-India. Potent mix. Man becomes patron saint of Bharatmata’s arrival. But wife unwilling to give up. Stranded with a specially abled son, woman moves court. In California. Court passes verdict. Man guilty of abandonment. Asked to post a billion-dollar bond. Man appeals. Loses. Man tries restructuring business. Court says no. Man must distance himself from the corporate helm at his business to safeguard interests. Steps down as CEO. Steps up as “chief whatever.” Convenient. Effective? Time will tell. But for now... Quite the rockstar in home country. Writing open letters asking Indians to “come back for Bharatmata.” Basking in hero-worship. Might enter politics, the last refuge, you know. Unsolicited advice: Don’t listen to him. He had to, you don’t. There’s a reason you left home. And that reason isn’t just money. It’s a quality of life your folks back home cannot begin to comprehend.

@sanket @sharadsharma1

@svembu Telling the Indian diaspora to abandon the US while your company continues to expand its footprint there is the height of hypocrisy. You want the US market’s revenue, but you lecture the people who actually live, work, and pay taxes there.

Open letter to Indians in America. -- Dear brothers and sisters from Bharat: Like I did 37 years ago, you arrived in America with no money but with a good education and cultural heritage from Bharat. You achieved outstanding success. America was good to us. For that we must remain grateful - gratitude is our Bharatiya way. Yet today, a significant number of Americans, may be not the majority but not too far from it either, believe that Indians "take away" American jobs and our success in America was unfairly earned. You may think the next election will fix this, but your choice would be between people who hate our Bharatiya civilisation and people who hate civilisation itself. That is the "hard right" vs "woke left" battle. You are mere bystanders to that conflict. Meanwhile there is one thing that is true now and will be true in the future: the respect Indians command world-wide will substantially depend on the fortunes of India herself. If India remains poor, the woke left will give us moral lectures with pity and the hard right, different moral lectures with scorn ("hellhole") and we must not confuse either with respect. Respect in today's world, along with prosperity and security, comes from one source: a nation's technological prowess. India produces sufficient brain power to achieve that prowess but alas we exported so much of that talent, particularly to America. As we develop that prowess in India, our civilisational strength will assert itself. As difficult as it is for many of you to contemplate this, please come back home. Bharat Mata needs your talent. Our vast youthful population needs the technology leadership you gained over the years to guide them towards prosperity. Let's do it with a missionary zeal. Respectfully Sridhar Vembu

@RiebvJanbeeck This video is not from India retard

If Indians do this to their own country, imagine how they’ll treat yours.

@SreyashiDey Delusion

State so GOATED, the entire country is waiting for the election results!

@tamashawaala Why are there so many likes on this mediocrity ?

Chandni chowk wala McDonald's

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@bhaumikgowande People think blue tick will make authorities work!

Please dont tag me in your pothole complaints tweets. It’s the job of your mayor and your municipal corporation, I am not responsible for filling all the potholes in your area.

There is nothing that makes any sense in Euphoria, but it’s so chaotic, love it!

@UIDAI @GoI_MeitY @AshwiniVaishnaw @JitinPrasada @SecretaryMEITY @NeGD_GoI @mygovindia @PIB_India @_DigitalIndia Then what exactly is it for? To show how ugly a person can look?

Aadhaar is a valid identity proof, but not a proof of date of birth. For more clarification on this, click uidai.gov.in/images/clarifi… #Aadhaar #UIDAI #ProofofIdentity #DoB #DigitalIdentity

@DahiiChaval 💀

Accidentally stepped on this tantrik stuff, now what??? 😥

@InsiderWire Meanwhile, @Ryanair 🤡

#BREAKING: Emirates airlines plans private bathrooms inside first-class suites, including flights to NYC, LA, SF and Washington-Dulles.

@AJENews Pakistan has done it again! Became a venue for ‘peace’ with zero results!

BREAKING: US President Donald Trump said not sending a delegation does not mean a return to war, adding that the option has not been considered yet. 🔴 More on aljazeera.com

@cyalm Asim has done it again, he has managed zero Ceasefire or talks! bbc.com/news/live/cd7j…

Reads like a… poor book…

#RaghavChadha’s Instagram followers reduced that is understandable but why have posts reduced?