DJ MRT

@McDonalds made it so difficult to place an order, that I cancelled everything and just put food in the microwave

This is what @McDonalds calls 2 medium fries…

So @TfL - you’re telling me now that there is no 413 service to get me and my One leg (plus crutches) home despite the fact this is the normal time?

Did @mrjamesob just spend 20 mins talking about a tree?

Signal is down AGAIN. @O2 i have been with you for years but i think its time to switch @VodafoneUK what you saying?

18.3.2 is SHIT. @Apple @AppleSupport

@Apple your latest “update” has killed the handsets. iPhone is no longer a functional phone. No service/signal AT ALL. Currently WiFi only.

@McDonaldsUK was available until I wanted to order more. And that is just the latest time since OCTOBER I haven’t ordered from you.

For a town that seems intent on cornering the British fast food market, I’m surprised by the amount of @McDonalds venues that are just SHUT. No promos, not burgers, just Closed.

Right. I have a friend who is about to turn 60, but I am just now finding out that they not only are completely unaware of Optimus Prime, but completely unaware of the TRANSFORMERS. Do I disown this man immediately? Answers please?!

'There is no difference between black or white...' Caller De'qeon and @Sacha_Lord agree that nightclubs are 'one of the only places where people from all walks of life are there'. @AliMirajUK

@SoberRach Giant crumpets are the one

@steveallenshow I cannot find any mention of the clips someone made of you “talking to sweep” when some filled the gaps in conversation between you and a producer - I don’t suppose you have a link for them anywhere do you?

@SoberRach January be fine. I love Winter Wonderland

@SoberRach Where? Earth?

@IanpayneLBC we do. It is land of hope & glory

@LBC @IanpayneLBC What's up with your voiceover guy? Why can't he say "WhatsApp"?!

Pretty in pink!! Love love love all of these fabulous fuchsia fits 💕🌸🎀 #fanregram Featuring: @silversecondhand @comawatts @djmrt @_lexybee

@babyhuxx 🥳

Finally joined this platform!! Following back some people who comment a “🥳” , retweet this, and follow me!