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Just so I have this right: Javale McGee's mom wants Shaq fired for cyber-bullying her 29 year old son?

@ClevelandScene Answer: they dont

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@SHOTMYCOMPUTER @john_kettle1 @dpbrugler Because thats the exact rationale that he used to call the ranking laughable? If he had another point, he probably should have tried making it

@djro41 @john_kettle1 @dpbrugler lmfao why would you assume you know someone else's process just bc they cited stats in a tweet?

The Beast is here! The 2026 NFL Draft Guide is now available (interactive and PDF). nytimes.com/athletic/inter…

@MenaceDennis22 @KenCarman He 1000% would sign that immediately

@KenCarman He wouldn’t sign that lol

9 years, $140m to Chase DeLauter right now. What do you say?

@john_kettle1 @dpbrugler Brother, all you are doing is looking at a stats sheet.

@dpbrugler Cant make an excuse for not playing in a higher division like the fbs because look where you have Tyren Montgomery ranked…

@darrenrovell Hit me w your top 25 rn

Again, not a top 25 ice cream sandwich in the country, but those with Masters press passes can't say that.

@eatfruit818 @MarvForHeisman @Dan_Hope Are his high school measurables any different than JSN?

@MarvForHeisman @Dan_Hope Not at all it’s just because he’s in Texas Records are cool but when it comes measurables + production he has steep comp A lot of guys in Texas and Florida that should have 3 stars that have none being a 3 star in Texas is not a “fuck up” at all on anyone’s end

Ryan Day said freshman wide receiver Brock Boyd lost his black stripe today.

@713Ryan_ @TheU_trading @MattWaldman Brother you should actually read what he wrote there

@TheU_trading @MattWaldman x.com/oakysw/status/…

Sure, I will rank them 8,5,6,4,3,7,2. I haven’t studied 1 yet.

@RoseyFbaby @ChipotleTweets Yoooo just did that. Legit took 30 minutes to hand 5 cars their food

Sitting in this line for 20 min dawg and boutta be late for work. @ChipotleTweets

@oldwoodenhead50 @MacFarlaneNews Nah sometimes it was on top of Kristi

@MacFarlaneNews Was Corey's role always UNDER Kristi?

NEW: Sen. Peter Welch (D-VT) & Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) notify new Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin that they'll continue their probe into Corey Lewandowski's role under Kristi Noem In letter to Mullin, they ask him to "Provide all records that evidence Corey Lewandowski’s involvement in or approval of contracts awarded by DHS"

@jaentwistle @wander John love the growth. How do you balance it with potential quality tradeoff? Im sure the homes all have to meet standards, have those standards remained consistent? Its seems so from the outside

We added 120 locations in the last 24 hours @wander to the core marketplace. The full platform, is now growing at 3k+ a month. I think 100k total units on Wander is possible by EOY.

@NicholasBraxt10 @Matt_Peek2 @UKBrownsNFL Shedeur big issue both in college and now in pros is taking sacks on 10% of his dropbacks. Makes Simpson a better prospect by default

@Matt_Peek2 @UKBrownsNFL Simpson didn’t throw a more accurate ball. Simpson accuracy is more spotty. Shedeur was better out of structure. Shedeur as a prospect was cleaner and, had more production.

Shedeur Sanders was a better prospect than Ty Simpson coming out like let's just stop this already lol

@darrenrovell @BetMGM Was this caught in the drafts or your TV an hour behind?

79% of the money at @betmgm is on Duke to cover as 27.5 point favorites over Siena. They are down 13 with 18 minutes to go.

@BiGWiLLySBeTs @SportsBoyTony Mitchell missing a bunch of threes isnt helping him get ready for playoffs tho

@SportsBoyTony What are you getting out of the support players? He doesn’t need to carry the weight every night. I know before JA went out he was playing like a mad man. They are trying to get healthy for the playoffs

Here we go again: Before Feb 1 Mitchell PPG 28.3 FG% 48.3 3P% 38.2 TS 61.8 After Feb 1 Mitchell PPG 24.9 FG% 46.0 3P% 28.4 TS 58.0 He's also taking 2 less threes a game since Feb. Is this the groin injury?

@MaureenOgr19257 @GeoRebekah It was on the listing before clicking in

@GeoRebekah The word “urgently” doesn’t appear in the job announcement. Doesn’t mean that it’s not “important to note,” but that word just does not appear

Not a good sign for the United States that Dover AFB is "urgently hiring" people to sort through the personal effects of dead soldiers.

@DraftKings @OSUHoopsInsider Finished?

@unusual_whales Right, inside trading should only be done on prediction sites

Trump has asked Congress to pass a rule banning insider trading from Congress. Do you agree with him?

@ProFootballTalk @carnelltate_ I was gunna ask if you had some Lego pieces in the barn. Good on you

Here’s the next one to get @carnelltate_.

Carnell Tate is a Lego guy.

@BiotechObserver @Joe_Dusty_Steed @ZackMeisel 20 HRs would have been 3rd on team last year and .220 mid pack, especially for somebody who walks a bunch

@Joe_Dusty_Steed @ZackMeisel That... makes no sense. If he plays for the guardians we need him to not strike out 180 times and not bat 220. Doing so would negate hitting a few homers

Rhys Hoskins is in the Guardians’ clubhouse. He’s in Guardians gear, too. This isn’t just a random visit.

@whippobackup @BarryOnHere Great point. He scored one td and then was able to be made a complete non-threat

@BarryOnHere Yeah man I watched a Super Bowl where the opposing team had Hester run one back to start the game and refused to kick/punt to him thereafter, which caused the crowd to boo because he was that much of a threat to score. Best KR/PR ever, yes he’s HOF.

The fact people think Devin Hester belongs in the Hall of Fame while laughing at the idea of Brandon Marshall being in the Hall of Fame is astounding to me. Crazy how a few return TDs completely brainwashes people.

@BarryOnHere That attacking monkey is a fuckin loser