Damien Ryan

“Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things.” – Peter Drucker djryan.co.uk/2023/05/effici…

That was almost as good as the 2012 opening ceremony. Did Danny Boyle write it? #LondonFireworks #HappyNewYear2026

Watching Misery in memorium: Me: That’s Lauren Bacall. Herself: I know. She was Lauren Bacall at the start of the movie. Me: This was just a Lauren Bacallback. I’m locked in the basement now. #RobReiner

Did Reece Shearsmith not dress up? #taskmaster

@straczynski Grassy knolls though?

I wish to make it clear for the record that I had nothing to do with starting the Korean War. At least there is no evidence to that effect...

@thejournal_ie Far right have always been full of shit.

A ballot paper smeared with suspected excrement has been discovered in a Cork ballot box. jrnl.ie/6855645t

Was The Louvre heist a #taskmaster challenge?

Domestic terrorists at it again Garda van set alight at Citywest protest in Dublin rte.ie/news/dublin/20…

We're so close to "let's circle back next year" season I can taste it.

#TronAres has a title that, with a small spelling correction, could have reviewed itself.

Like you, I'm sick to the back teeth of talking about AI. Like you, I keep getting dragged into AI discussions. Unlike you‡, I spent the summer writing a book on why I'm sick of AI⹋, which @fsgbooks will publish in 2026. ‡probably ⹋"The Reverse Centaur's Guide to AI" 1/

I’m so pleased to hear that you’ve cancelled your English Heritage membership, because it means we have less chance of bumping into shitty little racists like you.

🕹️ Retro Game Trivia — 2025-08-01 🎯 You revealed all letters with 2 mistakes! 🔥 Letter Streak: 1 🔢 Attempts: 8 💡 Clues used: 2 🟥🟨🟨·🟥🟨🟨🟨🟨🎯 🧠 Guess this retro game 👉 retrotrivia.games #RetroTrivia #GuessTheGame #RetroGaming

It has been 0 days since the Federation has been at it #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #Brits

@jamsandwich @BBCOne There’s no national monument to the Easter Rising in Sheffield.

@djryan @BBCOne There’s canals in Sheffield too.

Trying to pretend Dublin is Sheffield would work a lot better if they didn’t film in front of Boland’s Mill #Mixtape

Nearly three decades after an apocalypse, the Brits continue to be at it. #28yearslater

Okay, so I just screamed “You Melonfarmer, Jeremy Renner”. I might not be ready to watch the sequel in public. #28WeeksLater

Good God, #28WeeksLater contains a million percent more PTSD after going through The Pandemic. #movies #28YearsLater

Monday is when we watch depressing shows about the end of the world and people obsessed with meal deals. And also #TheLastOfUs

If @celinedion doesn’t come on soon Graham Norton is going to have a conniption. #Eurovision2025