I.E. Tass

@DontWalkRUN @KidRock And at his "shows"🧇

@KidRock Hey, @KidRock? The next step should be removing Budweiser and Bud Light off the menu at your bar. Thoughts?kidrockshonkytonkandsteakhouse.com/menu

Here we go! @bigjayoakerson brand new comedy special Dog Belly premieres RIGHT NOW! subscribe, like, comment! youtu.be/rbTe4dtyDV4

@LegionOfSkanks @bigjayoakerson Fuck Yeah Doggie, shit was dope..........

@michaelmalice This person went from not knowing if you were a 'real person' to calling you insane? Hmm...🧇

The corporate press is the enemy of the people in the 21st century and 20th century too

@LandauDave I bought your special and can't view it... 🧇

Someone broke into my car and stole all my crocs®

@LandauDave @TyCardon I buy it, yet the link in my e-mail just brings me back to the trailer. No one to speak to, no e-mail for support. Dave, hire someone else to sell your specials, big fan, can't watch???? WTF dude

@TyCardon Thank you very much!

My One Hour Special “A Prison 10” is now available to download or stream @ aprison10.com #Ahoy #StandUpComedy #beautifuldisaster

@Oilfield_Rando I know... 'R' has nothing to do with "backward"... 'D' is "Forward"????? WTF... Right?

Know who else should be in GITMO? The people who produced this

@Lukewearechange That's okay... They'll be the 'The They/Them Post' "Democracy Died Already" in no time.

HA! It’s funny just as much as it is sad.

@SaltyCracker9 How else are the mothers supposed to afford formula with having to buy crack pipes all the time?????🥞

This illegitimate admin gives out free crack pipes to their voter base while babies starve.

@DontWalkRUN There are only 2 types of people in this world... Cake - or - Pie -I'm team Pie

The cake is a lie.

@scrowder Uh, my ex... But she doesn't let me talk about it so please don't tell her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🥞

@VorpalDerringer Every End Has A Begining.

My dad died in a car accident a couple hours ago. I could use some positive vibes right now.

@sourpatchlyds As a struggling Widowed Father of a beautiful 11yo girl, I'm really pissed that I can't choose between her and gas for the next month for my pool route... FML.🥞

Just sat down to pay the bills and I am officially radicalized. I don't have to get an abortion: I DO have to get gas. This is intolerable.

@IanCrossland Especially Algorithmic 'stable' 'coins'...

Cryptocurrencies without utility are absolute, speculative garbage.

@Timcast This man has been playing Twitter like a GOD... _______________________________________ Keep it 'trolling' Tim!!!!!!!!!!🥞

Happy Friday The 13th #Ahoy #MugClub

@sourpatchlyds @AuronMacintyre So, no more sluts.... Oh Darn. Maybe now the next date I go on won't get mad when we don't "f***" and might want to actually get to know me, weird, but I'll try it, I guess. 🙃

@LandauDave Mrs. Warren stole #FightLikeHell like she stole Native American Heritage!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥞

Actually #FightLikeHell is native to our show, Mrs. Warren.

@astateofEmily __________ism.

Is there a word more misused and misunderstood than the word capitalism?

@Xia_Land tonight will be interesting after digestion... Looking forward to the update!!!!!!

Good morning, I just ate an entire jar of maraschino cherries with a spoon. It's gonna be a good day.