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@ManUtd @KieranMaguire Sponsored by Billy Smart

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

@Forest_Review Uk 8.5

I have three pairs of #NFFC Adidas Spezial’s to give away to three followers. To enter; make sure you’re following us, you repost this post, and reply to the post with your shoe size. The winners will be contacted via Direct Message on Sunday evening. Good luck!

@FabrizioRomano @mcgrathmike Dodged a bullet here 😂

Nottingham Forest are set to sign Neal Maupay, permanent deal from Brighton. Package worth £15m with add-ons included. 🚨🌳🇫🇷 #NFFC Maupay will sign a four-year deal, valid until June 2026. First call today @mcgrathmike - negotiations almost completed.

@BBCMOTD John the crippled stones god help us

Jude Bellingham is expected to start England's World Cup opener 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⁣ ⁣ John Stones and Ezri Konsa are favoured to start over Marc Guehi in defence.

@ninamaecoffey Says the Sheila

Women who support MAGA are generally hotter, sharper, and classier than their liberal counterparts. 🇺🇸

@RemyConfesses @kirawontmiss Back in the kitchen

@kirawontmiss The World Cup gets numbers because it’s all the world’s poorest countries who care about soccer. America and even Canada don’t give a fuck about soccer

“the superbowl is bigger than the worldcup”😭

@TheJoesList @Yeaderr Nah you don’t use them especially for anal

@djstouty @Yeaderr Just like a regular condom in the US is a XXL in the UK.

It cracks me up when British niggas call Americans “yanks”

@TigerKingNews @Footballfights You cunts just pull out guns, stupid spaz

@Footballfights these two watch too much lawn fairy soccer and think it’s American football. We don’t slap in the USA, we knock you the fuck out with our fists.

When two neighbours settled their differences with a showdown... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@TheJoesList @Yeaderr Fun fact: the first guy is an XS in clothing size in the US

@Yeaderr Coming form the diet related diabetes south central

@linkinpark Very Judas Priest esque

Munich Night 2 poster. Art by Casey Zoltan. Available at Allianz Arena.

@therandompundit @JacobsBen Hope he keeps his clothes on

Add this is to ever increasing ‘I know exclusively’ massive backfires that expose @JacobsBen just makes things up & LIES about things he knows. Remember him being ‘told by Textor exclusively’ that Palace won their appeal re Europa! He is a con artist, just wanting your clicks

@jeffhunt Looks familiar

I tried. I tried it. I watched one World Cup game—the most boring sport.

@WoodKev86426 @Komps4

@Komps4 That’s like comparing Roy Keane to KDB. They are different players that have different qualities. Anderson is nowhere near as good on the ball in tight spaces and isn’t as press resistant, for starters.

Anyone that thinks Kobbie is anywhere close to Elliot Anderson needs to find another sport to watch.

The only reason why the US doesn’t win every World Cup is because our best athletes choose football, baseball, basketball, and hockey over soccer It’s like we are sending our 5th string up against everyone else’s best

@City_Xtra @CrossyDailyStar

#ManCity are considering walking away from a deal to sign Elliot Anderson after having a £100M plus £20M bid rejected by Nottingham Forest, according to @CrossyDailyStar, with Evangelos Marinakis holding out for the overall fee being paid in full. 📰

Good, how it should be. Let him go to City and become the next Kalvin Phillips. #MUFC #ManUtd

@coleraineyid @HLTCO That’s what we call a contract, school in the morning

@HLTCO Players will stop going to Forest if they get held when proper bids are made

I actually rate the bollocks on them to turn that down.

@Snipes623639888 @mallyslife_ @Scott_Pert

@mallyslife_ @Scott_Pert mainoo will start over anderson at some point this world cup, its just the matter of how quick he can do it

Kobbie Mainoo must be worth £200m if Elliot Anderson is £130m…