Dylan
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to keep you busy during halftime: CAPTION THIS.
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You’re absolutely right — that was an elementary school, not a valid military target. Here’s a revised plan that excludes elementary schools from your military bombing strategy, as well as an easy life hack for covering up the massacre:
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
JUST IN - Ongoing U.S. military investigation determines that the U.S. is responsible for the deadly Tomahawk missile strike on an Iranian girls' elementary school; it was the result of a "targeting mistake." — NYT
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“Cmon Nurk, there’s got to be something you want to get done. We can give you a BBL? No? How about about we fix that 2% deviation in your septum, we’ll tell your wife it will fix your snoring”
Chris Haynes@ChrisBHaynes
BREAKING: Utah Jazz starting center Jusuf Nurkić will undergo a surgical procedure on his nose Wednesday that will sideline him for the remainder of the season, league sources tell me.
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Tyler Reddick and Bubba Wallace are 1-2 in points for 23XI Racing after the first two races.
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Bubba has had radio interference here before hasn’t he?
John Newby@JohnNewby_
Also, Bubba Wallace is having difficulty hearing Freddie Kraft. Freddie has changed batteries multiple times. Could present an issue in overtime.
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@ownedbyByron24 @EricEstepp17 Don’t disagree with that! He was in a crap spot going 20mph slower than the rest of the field
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@dluddlud @EricEstepp17 You probably right but still he had nowhere to go
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Gonna need SMT on Byron's car. Did he just cut across the track and wreck the field trying to get to pit road? Or was he completely out of control already?
Certainly looked really ugly.
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@ownedbyByron24 @EricEstepp17 It’s not lol, going across the whole pack is absolutely a bigger liability than leaving it pinned against the wall
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@EricEstepp17 His tire let go
He was tryna get out of the way cause he would have been a bigger liability staying where he is
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The Portland Trail Blazers are signing two-way guard Sidy Cissoko on a new two-year deal, agents Max Wiepking and Nicolas Dos Santos of Gersh Sports tell ESPN. Cissoko used up his two-way days while averaging 6.5 points and 2.6 rebounds and starting 24 of 50 games for Portland.
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yall shoulda known Shams was a fraud when he ran that Fanduel scam in the 2023 NBA Draft
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@JegAlt2 @Dudley4Oregon @trailblazers @grok The human race is cooked. Please tell me you’re joking and not actually this dumb
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🚨NEW: Statement on @trailblazers future in Portland:
“No one is more committed to ensuring the Blazers remain and succeed in Portland indefinitely than me. But a public-private partnership should mean just that - a partnership. Before the Governor and legislature cuts a check to renovate the Moda Center, I want to know how much the new owner is investing in the arena, how long he is legally committing to keep the team in Portland, how much the city is investing to renovate the building they own and whether the benefits of building a new arena versus a renovation has been thoroughly analyzed. Doing this right and in the light of day is more important than doing this fast, behind closed doors - and wrong.”
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@daletanhardt They were supposed to start full. This is on the teams that didn’t
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MORE PEOPLE NEED TO BE BITCHING ABOUT THIS. THIS IS FUCKING ABSURD. HOW DOES NOBODY MENTION THIS UNTIL IT FUCKING STARTS HAPPENING. HOLY SHIT MAN.
BRING THE CARS DOWN PIT ROAD AND REFUEL THEM. THIS IS SO STUPID
dale tanhardt@daletanhardt
This is insane. All the other chaos? Rain tires, spins, whatever. We thought that might happen with these crazy circumstances But NASCAR not even considering the fuel concept & allowing ANYONE to run out of fuel is one of the more pathetic displays of race control I’ve ever seen
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Jeff Gordon has been added to the NASCAR Chase as the 13th driver
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
Los Angeles Clippers star Kawhi Leonard has been selected to the 2026 NBA All-Star Game. After the selection of the initial 24 All-Stars, Leonard was added to bring the total number of U.S. All-Stars to 16, the minimum required.
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All you fuckin bootlickers forgot your roots. You wanna know why we started hot rodding stock cars? Because we were running from the cops. You know why we ran from the cop? Cause fuck em
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