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@dm_porters

Author trapped in the body of an Accountant. Don't worry, she's fighting to get out. Never thought I'd become this opinionated, yet here I am!

Ontario, Canada Katılım Ocak 2018
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DM Porters@dm_porters·
Haven't posted in a long while because of all the nonsense around us. Needed a break. But this guy hits the nail on the head every time. He's worth the follow.
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g

Went to the grocery store this morning Bread, milk, eggs $47.63 The screen asked if I'd like to round up to support a children's hospital I pressed no The cashier looked at me The woman behind me looked at me My wife looked at the ceiling Again This company made $14 billion last year They can round up Went to get gas after The pump asked if I'd like to add $1 to support veterans I support veterans I pressed no A $200 billion oil company asking me to fund their charity while I'm paying $3.89 a gallon That's not philanthropy That's outsourcing Drove through for lunch Taco Bell The screen said "round up for education?" A fast food company asking me to fund scholarships while paying their employees $11 an hour I pressed no My wife said "you know you're arguing with screens today" She was right But the screens started it Went to the pharmacy Picked up a prescription $340 after insurance The screen asked if I'd like to donate $1 to help families in need I just paid $340 for a medication that costs $4 to manufacture And now you want a dollar I pressed no The pharmacist said "it's just a dollar" I said "it's never just a dollar" She didn't respond Got home My wife said "you said no to a children's hospital, veterans, education, and families in need today" I said "no. I said no to four corporations who want me to fund their goodwill so they can put it in their annual report" She was quiet Then she said "you're not wrong" I said "I know" She said "but you're still going to look like a monster" I said "I'd rather look like a monster than quietly fund a billion-dollar company's PR strategy at the register" She didn't disagree But she didn't look at me either Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

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DM Porters@dm_porters·
@dom_lucre After 40 years of marriage, I still look at my husband like that. He is my everything and I'm his!
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Feminists are being criticized online after this video showing how wives and girlfriends looked before and after they spotted their husband went viral. Viewer: ‘Told yall to stop listening to those retarded miserable feminists. Offline, millions of women are happily married and enjoying their marriages and relationships.’
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@mapleblooded Actions have consequences. More people need to learn this!
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Anti-Boomer
Anti-Boomer@mapleblooded·
So this guy celebrated Charlie Kirk being murdered which happened in front of his children. And then he films himself screaming about losing his job while cradling his child. That’s really messed up.
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Gad Saad
Gad Saad@GadSaad·
"If a rapist wishes to engage in undocumented love making with you, please assume a receptive position." - Canada [It breaks my heart to see what has become of this once proud nation.]
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh

🚨 NEW: Police chief in Canada calls on all residents to comply with the criminal home invader if they ever find themselves in such a situation - and DO NOT fight back. "The best defense for most people? Comply."

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
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Kevin Vuong 🇨🇦@KevinVuongxMP·
If you break into someone’s home, they should have a right to use reasonable force to defend themselves from the invader—full stop. cbc.ca/news/canada/to…
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DM Porters@dm_porters·
@KiwiOnTheSticks Their, there, they're; not everyone is great with grammar and spelling. 😉😉😉😂
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Kiwi 🥝✨
Kiwi 🥝✨@KiwiOnTheSticks·
It’s “unkempt”, not “unkept” It’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked” your interest It’s “a part of” or “apart from”, not “apart of” It’s “to each his own”, not “to each is own” It’s “moot” point, not “mute” point
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@MichelleLA1981 These people have been programmed to be afraid of their own shadow. It will be so until the end of their days. Quite upsetting and sad IMO.
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Michelle LA🇨🇦
Michelle LA🇨🇦@MichelleLA1981·
How is it 2025, and people are still wearing masks outside? What's in the air that's so scary? Anyone know?
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Mindful Maven@mindfulmaven_·
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Brian Lilley@brianlilley·
Watch as Mark "Elbows Up" Carney gushes over Donald Trump and then is silent as Trump trash talks a past Canadian PM and talks about leaving tariffs on us as part of our trade deal.
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DM Porters@dm_porters·
@JayGenXer I haven't posted in weeks. Days before the election, there was a death in my family. Election Day just crushed what hope I had left. Had to give everything a break. Will be back soon though.
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Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸@Tablesalt13·
IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS? AN 8% BLOC and the Libs down to 6 seats ahead??
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DM Porters@dm_porters·
You know the night is not starting off right when you can't reach the Elections Canada Homepage. @ElectionsCan_E what the heck is going on???
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Mackenzie Gray
Mackenzie Gray@Gray_Mackenzie·
The room was full in Edmonton for the Carney speech, so he jumped up onto a pickup truck outside and talked about how he thinks the Oilers are going to beat the Kings tonight #cdnpoli
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Pierre Poilievre
Pierre Poilievre@PierrePoilievre·
VOTE for Change TOMORROW. Find your nearest polling location: elections.ca
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Debbie Bloodclot.@bettybloodclot·
What time is it socially acceptable to start drinking on Monday?
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Josh Ryan 🍁@joshryanjames·
@dm_porters @WeAreCanProud Unfortunately, Harper already tried that. He even tried to have the Senate abolished. Supreme Court said no changes can be made to the Senate unless the majority of provinces agree. So Harper sent it to the Provinces, they didn't agree.
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Canada Proud
Canada Proud@WeAreCanProud·
Are you worried about this impacting Pierre's incoming government? 😨
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