Not Paul Newman

@cmcollins001 @excel_ranger yeah i ate every bit...and then yeah you are right you dont wanna see what happened next...ive still not recovered. it did me so wrong.

@excel_ranger @dmarknewman Yeah, we want pics...unless you already ate it all, then we don't want pics of the after.

asked google to give me a lunch recipe randomly and it hit me with deep dish cast iron skillet fried pizza this made me actually lol and i did it...looks HORRIBLE...tastes INCREDIBLE

@sarcasticLory 50-50 chance i'd wear this while riding bareback on a Montana vaca

@burgessev from Maine and going to Maryland you are clueless how the south works and what our power really is...but you are learning

I follow college sports very closely and have covered the Senate for 13 years, but even I was surprised to learn how powerful the Big 10/SEC conferences are at moving votes. There are in 26 states now, this is basically a massive bipartisan subcaucus Backers say Protect College Sports bill can pass without B10/SEC backing but it's necessary to get 75+ votes and convince the House's very SEC leadership team

@LadyReapr Elvis had to at the height of his career

I’m obsessed with the fact that BTS had to take a hiatus from their domination to serve in the Korean army. Like could you imagine us doing that to *NSYNC? Could you imagine Justin fucking Timberlake serving in the army?

Argentina with more lives than a feline shelter

@_Ella_Enchanted ohhhh...i see we are automated here and it see's it and reports itself immediately

@_Ella_Enchanted and its still growing 2 or 3 houses every minute...wtaf

@_Ella_Enchanted oh goodness whats wild is i just looked at some stats and the outages were actually growing for the last 30 minutes and i dont know how that is even possible...this just looks so weird like a computer has gone aloof

@_Ella_Enchanted very weird

@_Ella_Enchanted WHAT? NO POWER? its blistering rn...car hood was showing 146...i tossed a wet tee shirt on it and came back in 20 minutes and it was dry as the dessert and stiff as a board...relentless

@JeffMacke i kinda wanna tail this bet...ive been thinking on it all morning lol

Some dude wins the Open*. Only Messi can save the last Sunday of Sports Summer now.

usually hummingbird migration peaks around here in August...i saw some nailing my roses this morning time to get some feeders up

Scotty on a mission? Every time I come inside from doing chores to change tee shirts (on #4 its brutal hot) he's gained a shot on the leader

@sarcasticLory jokes on me they are an Ohio company

@sarcasticLory ima just say wait and go here when you get there montanacoclothing.com/collections/la…

@lexipoker isnt there a quick cheap airline thats doing flights between you and Gulfport for like 60 bucks each way and you can hit the Beau Rivage cash games (and a few other casinos in Biloxi/Gulfport)....just spitballin but maybe thats an option

I want to travel to play some poker after September. Cash games and if there’s a good tourney sure why not? Where should I go?

Haskell Stakes proving once again its the best stakes race of $5,000 claimers you'll ever see. Mules could run faster

@sarcasticLory 🔥

@ToddTTV @stoolpresidente @DelMarRacing this is so great lol

@stoolpresidente @DelMarRacing That’s the handicapping book that needs to be written, the unwritten rules you know get you everytime. I can definitely relate. Appreciate all you do for horse racing, GO GO GREYS !

In fairness @stoolpresidente I didn’t say it that way, but I certainly did advocate ‘on or near lead’ is a must in 1 mile dirt races @DelMarRacing Sure enough, only other race a mile on dirt today, winner went gate to wire (5/1). Even Davey ‘Daytrader’ would love to be 50%. I don’t want a retraction or apology, I’m a fan of what you do writ large, and I’m honored you watch & listen to our Shows @FOXSports Most importantly I hope you bring some @GoGoGreys horses to Del Mar, just make sure they have speed at a mile on the dirt 🤓