Pizza Customer
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Pizza Customer
@dmv726
Volume shooter. Big fan of Shrek, Michael McDonald, and Bruce Springsteen. Also, Elton John is real good too.
Katılım Nisan 2009
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@SlaterNFL Hey you know you posted one last week where the person died like 5 years ago
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@SportsSturm what could you get for Pickens in terms of 2026 draft capital?
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Kon may be worse than Flagg in every stat, but not just any rookie can co-co-lead a team to the east’s 9-seed.
The Ringer@ringer
“For me, it’s like a no-brainer. I would take Kon.” @BillSimmons discusses why he believes Kon Knueppel should be the Rookie of the Year over Cooper Flagg.
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@daveraymond4 instagram.com/reel/DTJp9X8Et… is this you on the call??
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@PrasFrancis For all its faults, holy shit am I glad that this app exists
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Gastroenterologists right now

All day Astronomy@forallcurious
An extraordinary amethyst quartz mined in Artigas, Uruguay! 📸: nowarminerals/ig
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@SaadYousuf126 Only player in history to average 12 big arches over the same 6 game span as well
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@SportsSturm I had a funny tweet but an autocorrect error of Jay Mohr really took the wind out of my sails
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@JaredSandler Dude, I’m irrationally happy for you. Congrats in every sense of the word! Kept up with your story on the dumbzone and am so pumped for you. You’re a good dude and will be a great dad. Enjoy every minute of it.
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EXCLUSIVE: A whistleblower tells @thebarbedwiretx he spent years burying radioactive fracking waste, which melted the bones in his neck and jaw. Then a residential community — and an elementary school — was built on top. 🧵
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a-w…
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@Real7Band @mags_mclaugh This got a good, honest chuckle out of me. Good job.
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@NotJackKemp @TheChuckP “I don’t know”
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“What about two woke teens?”
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@TheChuckP I don’t like the random part. With numbers this small that’s a massive wild card. But If it was random kids specifically from this protest group, I think the answer is three
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it doesn’t matter your politics, this is the most embarrassing thing that could possibly happen to an adult male. If someone said “what could happen to you to make you consider suicide”, getting mopped by a bunch of woke teens *I* provoked would be my only answer
Brian Allen@allenanalysis
Kyle, TX: Video circulating from @reporteaustin shows an adult attempting to put hands on high school students during a protest — and the students defended themselves. Leave kids alone. Peaceful protest isn’t an invitation for intimidation.
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People don’t recognize this man enough for changing societal norms; reducing stigma. My generation found teens very gross, sexually. We prefer a queen age 35-50s, who has filled out, gotten a little leathery, and been through a divorce. this man gave us a safe space to fight the disgusting global elites in our own way

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@AttackOnCowboys Sure did...
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Exhibit A why you shouldn’t believe anything coming out this dude mouth. Last time yall talked was in March? 🤣🤣🤣
DLLS Cowboys@DLLS_Cowboys
When was the last time Micah Parsons talked to Jerry Jones? March 18th. His son's birthday.
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