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@MsMacharia @Mobkay 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

If you can't finish a whole Avocado in one meal you have no business cutting it open

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

@SnazzyLabs Applying firmware to my kitchen knife.

I’m just updating the firmware on my kitchen knife…

Google photos jameni huyo alioa😂

Someone managed to get off the cruise ship where hantavirus is spreading and travel home to Switzerland. He has now been confirmed by Swiss authorities to have hantavirus.

New ECMWF data shows near a 100 percent chance of a super El Niño by October. The central equatorial Pacific is forecast to surge 2.7˚C above average by then — approaching record levels — and this major climate event will still be intensifying 🧵

Roseline Alionya was live on the Obinna Show explaining how she refilled a 6 kg gas cylinder in February for KSh 850. Obinna then called a gas refill station, and they said the minimum price for 6 kg is KSh 1,400. Buana, government representatives should give full information.😂😂😂

The strongest El Niño in 150 years? Yes, it’s legitimately possible. Not hype. In fact, the “median” forecast for December of all of our computer models combined is slightly “above” the biggest event we know of back in 1877. (+2.9 vs +2.7 using ONI) While this peak intensity may or may not occur, all signs are pointing to a Super El Niño - a “natural” oscillation. That will expel stored heat from the deep Tropical Pacific - on top of significant longterm warming - heating Earth to record levels not measured before in late 2026-2027, powering extreme heat waves, droughts, and rain storms… while also suppressing Atlantic hurricane season 1/ #ElNino #extremeweather #science

Getting RKO'd by a monkey is a wild story to tell the grandkids

Adolf Kitler

🛡️ Announcing Microsoft Sentinel Training Lab. A hands-on, open-source lab that deploys a functional Sentinel workspace with realistic attack telemetry, custom detections, workbooks, watchlists, and playbooks. Great for learning SOC by doing. techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/microsoft…

Ask Jeeves has officially shut down on May 1, 2026, ending its 25-year run

Hapa King'eero kuna shortage ya iron sheets. Can you approve asbestos roofing please?

😂😂😂😂 Someone in our building is not so nice. 🤭 There’s a house in our block that stinks, you can smell it from the floors below going up the stairs. Never in my lifetime did I think I’d witness a sub via WiFi name. I have fallen off my couch. 😂😂😂😂😂

@MsMacharia 😂😂😂😂 wacha kazi ya mungu ionekane

Umeosha gari this month @dndeti?

Today marks the 4th day of bus lanes in #Kigali. Buses are moving faster, and the city is flowing better for everyone. This is a modern, organised, people-centred Kigali. And this is only the beginning. More bus lanes and better public transport are on the way. 📌 PLEASE NOTE: Dedicated bus lanes are now in use on four key corridors across Kigali: 1️⃣ Downtown – Remera (ku Cyamitsingi) via Rwandex and Sonatube 2️⃣ Sonatube – Nyanza ya Kicukiro 3️⃣ Downtown – Nyabugogo via City Centre Roundabout 4️⃣ Hotel Gloria – Downtown via Quartier Commercial ✍🏽 Bus lanes are in operation during peak hours: 06:00 – 10:00 17:00 – 21:00 #SmartMobility Umuturage ku Isonga in #KigaliYacu.

Historia de la humanidad. 🌏

Company asked an AI how to fire people less painfully … here we go, HR gamification 😭😭🤣🤣