Dano Nicolaus

Brandon McManus will answer for his sins

We miss you Bray ❤️🖤 #WrestleMania

Just a reminder to MAGA, “I didn’t vote for this” is not a real excuse. We warned you, we told you what he would do, we even tried to reason with some of you. However, you said we were fear mongering, being hyperbolic, and had no idea what we were talking about. How’s that working out for you?

Historians will look back on this time and wonder how so many of you braindead bags of shit got so easily conned by the most obvious grifting pedophile in American history Absolute fuckin retards man

The Trump Bargain You get: — $5 gas — Record housing costs — Rampant inflation — Forever wars + threats of nuclear warfare But you also get: — To say retard — Fewer gender-neutral bathrooms Who’s in?!

So he’ll stop bombing Iran in order to reopen the Strait of Hormuz… …which was open before he started bombing Iran. Got it.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the Strait of Hormuz open before we started dropping bombs?

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want Trump: deal! FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

So what did we actually achieve from this war? Iran still has enriched uranium, most of its ballistic missiles, the regime is still in power, and now it’s shown it can control the Strait of Hormuz, which it didn’t have before. And it still supports terrorism across the Middle East. What am I missing?

To those of you feeling like an idiot for voting for Trump, good that’s because you are.

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus, remember there are adults who believe in Donald Trump.

In honor of April Fool’s Day, a reminder to all the MAGA shidiots who told me to “cry harder” after the 2024 election… He promised you no more foreign wars and now we’re putting boots on the ground in Iran. He promised you $2.00 gas, it’s now over $4. He promised you tariff checks that never came, lower grocery prices that have since gone up, and millions of Epstein files he never released. He fooled you all because you wanted to believe a pathological liar conman felon gave a shit about you, when he never has and never will. So, today, I lift a glass filled to the brim with your salty tears and I say, cry harder stupids. Cry. Fucking. Harder.

@MattMajkrzak I have some eligibility if you need a bartender on staff

Great week to be a Huskie. Things are starting to take shape! #GoHuskies

32 years ago Lloyd lended Harry an extra pair of gloves

President Donald Trump sued the US Treasury and Internal Revenue Service for at least $10 billion over an unauthorized disclosure of his tax returns during his first term in office. bloom.bg/4an5XRS 📷: Aaron Schwartz/CNP/Bloomberg

We all here now 😩😂

Sincerely, America. ✍️

MAGA went from “vaccine passports are fascism” to “why aren’t brown people walking around with their papers?” in just a few years.