It's Decorative Nord Season

@rebeccamacy_ I might buy another one since mine is so tiny and poisoned by weird ebook ads

in two months of owning a kindle i have influenced at least three people to purchase a kindle

this year we celebrate 20 years of music! music was invented by chingy in 2003. today there’s an astonishing variety of music, and although much of it doesn’t at all sound like chingy’s hit songs, it all represents the legacy of a truly remarkable man

Love this. Yeah, a webinar in Arabic is just what I would like, it’s why I open Twitter #listeningnow

@KnowsThad @TurfClubMN

It’s Jarad Miles and the Ancient Waves opening for The Good Life @TurfClubMN. #rocking

RT @cyberpathogen@mastodon.social the downfall of twitter really makes you wonder how many bangers went unheard as the titanic sank @cyberpathogen/109418791072944583" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mastodon.social/@cyberpathogen…

Regarding the Jersey Mike's spots with Danny DeVito. I am declaring a conditional surrender. I can take no more. Give them what they want

RT @lolennui@mas.to @lolennui/109406465391734545" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mas.to/@lolennui/1094…

Accidentally made an appointment to #giveblood at the Mall of America on #blackfriday so if I don’t make it back, know that I loved you and Mastodon very much

I could really go for some exclusive offers right about now. Maybe in my email inbox

MY 3 PART PLAN FOR AMEICA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

CLAL YOU'RE MOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Rough timing if you chose tonight to try to explore Mastodon :birdsite:

WISEDOM OF DA WOLF - SHIRT OFF IT AT DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A catch for the ages 🤯 @Vikings #vikings #skol #nfl #pixelnfl

@Ticketmaster I’ve literally had the “the queue has been temporarily paused” screen for two hours…

These Verizon ads are a bummer because I used to think of Cecily Strong as "somewhat likable"

Lost my shit today and said "WE HAVE NEVER NOT BEEN ABLE TO SEE YOUR SCREEN". Big laugh. Then uncomfortable chuckles. Ten second silence. "So can you see my screen?"