stephen dodd

@ClonesCyclone happy birthday Champ , you proper got me interested in boxing 🥊 have a great day

@ClonesCyclone She really is mesmerising

@theRealEnzoMac It’s Christmas you work hard all year round enjoy it

Watching jaws 50th documentary thought I’d have one or 2 celebrations a box and 2 Tony choc bars later and feel like a fuvking pig 🤣

@MichaelVaughan Can you get involved with England again please 🙏

A win is a win and England should celebrate .. but NO Test cricket fans should be celebrating what we have seen for 2 days .. #Ashes

@nationalexpress what is this nxrewards scam , I’ve had £18 taken out my bank and I’m being told I can’t cancel at my end , I only wanted a travel card not this

He’s battered furniture because he lost at ally pally, I reckon IKEA should name a table after him now LEFT UPPER CUTA #PDCWorldChampionship #IKEAのサメ

My grandad came from Dublin to Birmingham in 1926. He wasn’t supposed to — but that’s Ryanair for you @Ryanair @RyanairPress

I’m banned from Aldi. Phoned about a broken toaster and they said, “Return it exactly how you received it.” So I went in and threw it at the cashier. @AldiUK you lot are too literal

@JeffStelling There’s been another fixture Chris who is it ?

Quarter past six. Given up. Will catch up later.

@Jacamo @_EvriComplaint I am unable to start my job tomorrow due to my new work uniform being lost , I’ve tried to speak to both companies but no one can be bothered to get back to me, your customer service is woeful

@Jacamo your customer service is very poor, I can’t start my new job tomorrow due to your delivery services and lack of help , if you delete this tweet I will keep reposting every hour

@Jacamo very very poor service, my work ordered me a suit to start my job tomorrow , no one tried to deliver and now you won’t even discuss it with me, your customer service is very very poor

@BumbleCricket Crickets not the same without you

As Mr Humphries said , “I’m free…!”

@MirrorFootball 3 week contract

DEAL DONE 📝 Jack Wilshere has been appointed as Luton Town boss mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@FootyHumour Bring him off he’s useless

This should be fun... 😂😂

@FootyHumour Go deep

@ThaEuropeanLad Considering we are 5 games in it’s rather harsh

Worst summer transfers? Any changes?

@fesshole Maddest story ever

I bought some minced chicken in 2013 and put it in the freezer. I found it at the back of the freezer last week. I've just had the last bowl of vegetable and minced chicken soup and it was delicious. No food goes to waste in this flat.

@fesshole Maddest story ever

Ordered a new cooker so stopped cleaning the old ones oven. The order was cancelled because of the covid lockdowns. Never did get a new cooker. Still haven't cleaned the oven.