Mel
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Mel
@dogmomasf
All her life she tried to be a good person. Many times, however, she failed. For after all, she was only human. She wasn't a dog.
Katılım Ocak 2007
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My best friend is 36 years old.
He’s been married for 7 years, but they still don’t have a joint bank account.
He and his wife literally Venmo each other for half a meal out, or half of the gas bill.
How do I kindly explain to him that they are acting like unserious children?
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I can’t take this anymore.
I’m going to lose my mind.
Indie Game Joe@IndieGameJoe
Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam. - Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers - Charge Late & Broken Fees - Upgrade & customise your store It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator
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@lilymizbiz It’s like the face morphs into Anne hathaways toward the end.
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I get so many questions about my dog Hank.
We found him on the streets with a huge hole in his neck full of maggots. Nobody wanted him.
Now he sleeps like a baby
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@AmeliaAmor001 @heavensbvnny I grew up with DJ's talking over the first half of a song. I can deal with ads. I'm not paying shit.
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@heavensbvnny It’s honestly crazy to me how expensive Spotify is and how everyone just goes with it
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You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?
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what’s a material thing under $1000 you’ve bought that actually changed your life?
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I got age shamed for playing Fortnite at 20 yesterday and this popped up on TikTok today of an elderly lady playing Fortnite… and that just goes to show that you can enjoy anything at any age and not care what anyone else says about it
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The squirrel who watches me paint has returned. She was outside screaming until I noticed her and said hi 😂
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@elizabethbelsky The way this would bring me joy.
Oh look, Steve opened the garage door.
Steve cooked spaghetti again!
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My childhood friend’s family trained seeing eye dogs and they adopted one who failed the training due to insubordination - he learned the tasks but did them whenever he felt like it. So they just had a lab who would open the garage door and turn lights on and off at random
JEFF@jeffisrael25
my wife has us on a listserv for adoptable dogs that have failed out of service dog training for one reason or another. the reasons are incredible. one dog failed bc he was afraid of statues.
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it’s true what they say. getting really into birding as you get older is fun as hell
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@inlew_of @urban_elegance Global warming is very real but is it 💯 caused from us or is the earth doing what it’s been 🙆🏾♂️
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I’ve been trying to get into that Dinosaur doc on Netflix and my brain just can’t wrap my head around the timing. What you mean it rained for a million years? What you mean the first dinosaur was the size of a pigeon for millions of years?
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@wendyp4545 I fully believe this. I took my dog last week to the vet because she was limping and the bill was $300.
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You aren't even going to believe this!!!
I just called the Vet to get prices on how much it will cost for me to get my animals fixed.
Male dog large: $335
Female: $360
Male Cat: $210
Female: $250
Unfreaking believable!
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A lot of people in the replies saying it's harder to wake up when it's still dark outside
Are there really grown adults out there who consistently wake up when it’s already light outside??
Tyler Bindi@TripleNetTyler
It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm
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@AshleyInMKE @zillaah707 And in June it will be the opposite for sunrises.
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@zillaah707 Not where I live. Much earlier than that, sorry you don't understand time zones or the difference between living in the north versus the south.
For example - same time zone on 12/25/25
Milwaukee - 4:22pm sunset
Houston - 5:29pm sunset
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@zillaah707 Did you know that if we didn’t have DST, the sun would rise at 4:47am in the mid-summer?
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