En svensk Dolf (a.k.a. Jack the Tweeter) 🎚

Uppföljningsrant (till twitter.com/dolf371/status…) gällande EUs nya internetlag. Om du inte vet vad det handlar om eller varför det är viktigt kan du ju böra med att läsa gp.se/kultur/kultur/… #svpol #saveyourinternet #swexit 1/13

Food for thought!

Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]

@NotZeilon En pojke, antar jag

Våra grannar har precis fått barn. Idag berättade de att de bokat in tid för att skära av vänstra mitt-tån på barnet. Jag blev givetvis bestört, men de förklarade att det bor onda troll under deras hus och om de inte skär av tån så kommer barnet drabbas av otur resten av livet. Barnet kommer även bli ett med de goda älvorna som finns i området. Till på köpet så sa de att kroppen vänjer sig automatiskt vid att inte ha den tån och att balansen inte påverkas. Barnet slipper drabbas av nageltrång på den tån och riskerar inte heller att få cancer i den tån, så det finns ju helt klart hälsofördelar. Man borde väl respektera deras övertygelse om trollen under huset, eller hur? Annars omöjliggör vi deras liv i enlighet med deras tro.

@mirre7878 @swedishhunter88 Hm, om det är någon svensk komiker jag skulle betala för att se så är det just han, men tror inte jag kan.

@BuschEbba Minst sagt avis. Men finge jag välja skulle jag ta SAAB 37. Det är drömmen för mig.

Took the Gripen out for a ride yesterday. Strong, smart and at supersonic speed - Sweden! X – won’t you help me? Send this to someone who also should get themselves a piece of world class engineering and innovative adaptable software. Welcome to Sweden, we are open for business.

@mirre7878 @swedishhunter88 Vad kostar biljetterna?

@stjartan Ah, och en krona som sig bör. Ingen abdikering med andra ord.

Enjoying the evening 😁

@stjartan Hm, noterar att du klär i både svart 👩‍🎓 och vitt 👰‍♀️

Mor, syrran och jag 😁

@BishopDewar Wish we had Bishops like you (insert correct honorific pronoun, I don't know how you address a Bishop in UK) in sweden. Good luck to you, your church and Britain.

As a Bishop, I cannot stay silent. I have today drafted and sent an open letter to His Majesty King Charles III, the text of which reads as follows: To: His Majesty, Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the Realms, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Bearer of the ancient title Defender of the Faith. Your Majesty, I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled. Sir, there are moments in the life of a nation when silence becomes a form of betrayal. If I refused to speak to Your Majesty now, this would be such a moment. For more than a thousand years the Crown of this realm has stood in solemn covenant with the Christian faith. The laws of this land were shaped by it. The liberties of our people were nurtured by it. The conscience of our civilisation was formed by it. From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her. Yet today that inheritance is being quietly but deliberately eroded. Across the institutions of this nation there is a growing hostility toward the faith that built them. Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age. Within the very Church that bears the name of England, voices have arisen that appear more eager to mirror the spirit of the age than to proclaim the eternal truth of the Gospel. Meanwhile, beyond the walls of our churches, powerful political movements openly speak of removing Christianity from its historic place within the life of this nation. What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state. It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis. The Sovereign of this realm bears a title that is not merely historic but sacred in its origin and meaning: Defender of the Faith. Those words are not decorative. They are a charge. They speak of a monarch whose duty is not merely to preside over the ceremonies of the Church, but to stand as a guardian of the Christian inheritance of the nation. Yet many among your subjects now ask, with increasing anxiety: “Who will defend that inheritance today?” They see a nation drifting from its foundations. And they ask whether the Crown will remain silent while that inheritance is dismantled. Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law. Those words bind the conscience of the sovereign. They remind the Crown that its authority is not merely constitutional but moral. The monarch is not merely a symbol of national continuity, but a custodian of the spiritual inheritance that shaped this realm. History records moments when kings and emperors were confronted by the Church and reminded that their authority was accountable before God. In the fourth century Ambrose of Milan stood before the Emperor Theodosius I and reminded him that even the ruler of an empire must bow before the moral law of Christ. That tradition of prophetic witness has never disappeared. Nor should it. For when rulers forget the foundations upon which their authority rests, the Church must speak — not with hostility, but with holy clarity. And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault. If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed. The issue before us is not nostalgia. It is civilisation. Remove Christianity from the story of Britain and you do not create a neutral society — you create a moral vacuum. And history teaches us that moral vacuums are never left empty for long. Your Majesty now stands at a crossroads that few monarchs in modern history have faced. For the erosion of Britain’s Christian inheritance will not ultimately be judged by speeches made in Parliament or debates in the press. It will be judged by whether those entrusted with the guardianship of our ancient institutions chose to defend them — or merely preside over their quiet surrender. You may preside over the quiet dissolution of Britain’s Christian identity. Or you may rise to the ancient responsibility entrusted to the Crown and speak with clarity about the faith that built this kingdom. The first path requires little courage. The second will require a great deal. But it is the path that history honours. Your Majesty’s subjects are not asking for religious coercion. They are asking for leadership. They are asking that the sovereign who bears the title Defender of the Faith remember what that title means. They are asking that the Crown hear the growing cry of anguish from Christians across this land who feel that the spiritual inheritance of their nation is being surrendered without resistance. And they are asking whether the Crown will stand with them. For the faith that shaped Britain is not merely a cultural ornament. It is the wellspring from which our laws, our liberties, and our moral imagination have flowed. If it is cast aside, the nation will discover — too late — that it has severed itself from the very roots that sustained it. Your Majesty, to many the Crown is a symbol of authority. But before God it is also a symbol of stewardship. And stewardship carries with it the duty to defend what has been entrusted. May Almighty God grant Your Majesty the wisdom to discern this hour, and the courage to fulfil the sacred duty entrusted to the Crown. Yours faithfully, Bishop Ceirion H. Dewar FSHC Missionary Bishop Diocese of Providence Confessing Anglican Church @PhilHs10 @RevBrettMurphy @revwickland @BishopRobert1 @GBNews @TalkTV @danwootton @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @LozzaFox @BackBrexitBen @RupertLowe10 @KemiBadenoch @JohnCleese

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@mitchell_costin @JohnCleese She's just quipping. She would have been over 60 when giving birth to John if she were 102 when the movie was released. (And she doesn't have a 100+ voice). She's probably in her seventies at the time.

@JohnCleese 102 is not a shabby innings by any measure John. I do get the sense she is smiling down upon you, but her heart is breaking seeing the state of Britain today.

A message from my mum

@DavidWa28957772 @JohnCleese If she had been over a hundred at the time (being born before 1880) she would have been 60+ when she gave birth to John.

@JohnCleese Known locally as Western Super Mud, because that's the beach. lol Is your mum really still with us at 102 ?! That's amazing if so.

Journalisten Rikard Berglin, @svt är i praktiken ohotad som mottagare av Stora Journalistpriset. Alla vi andra kan lägga ner redan nu. Ser ingen som kan komma upp i hans nivå. Och då återstår ändå nio månader av året. I likhet med titanerna Carina Bergfeldt och Greta Thunberg bör det följas upp med utnämning till hedersdoktor vid valfritt lärosäte. Tycker jag. Inte. #svpol kvartal.se/jesperandersso…

Dessa abstrakta tavlor finns fortfarande kvar för den som är intresserad. Pris är diskuterbart.!😊 1. Blandteknik på duk 60x80 cm 2. 4 st 30x40 cm på dukpannå.

This is genius A video was made in the style of Disney that explains Sharia Law This makes Islam and Sharia Law easy to understand for everyone of all ages

@SaqibBanbh90290 18 or 21 depending on if you include or omit the 4 in the pattern.

Brian test...!!! 99% lose 1% win

Kunde inte hålla mig från att ringa upp SVT:s reporter och fråga om han kunde bevisa att det verkligen var en vegoburgare han beställde.

@wizardpcd @MbarkCherguia Residents?

Describe this fashion show in ONE word.

@Miffen78 @Gnosis_Osmosis @AgnetaV Vad har hon nu gjort?

@Gnosis_Osmosis @AgnetaV Annika Strandhäll är jag rätt så övertygad om att vi alla pratar om här 😊

Ibland när man gjort bort sig så är det faktiskt bättre att bita i det sura äpplet och erkänna att man gjort bort sig och be om ursäkt, istället för att fortsätta gräva gropen djupare. I detta fall så är gropen snart så djup att vi andra inte ens kommer höra ursäkterna längre.