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@BethuneTheory His mom said he was a good boy!!!

Repost if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY… Love @CaitlinClark22 ❤️

@Notwokenow You know your going to be there for her , even tho your 100 % correct .....its a Grandma's life....LoL

AITAH? Saturday night my oldest granddaughter, Di (12), asked to borrow my AirPods. I said yes but she had to clean them after she used them. Late last night, I was looking for them and couldn’t find them. I texted her and asked where she put them. Zero response. This morning, she wrote me to ask me to bring 1 of her leotards to her at school ( 35 minutes away), because she forgot them all here. Again, I asked about the AirPods. Again, no response. Instead, she asked if would PLEASE bring her leotard because she doesn’t have any at her Dad’s house and she has practice after school. At this point, I’m annoyed. I ask about the AirPods for the 3rd time, and I don’t mention the leotard. She finally says this: “They must have ended up in my backpack.” I tell her nothing “ends up” in her backpack without her purposefully putting it in there. I further explain that she has stolen from me, and then has the nerve to ask me for a favor. This is a child who I get up extra early for to do her hair whenever she asks. Who I spoil beyond reasonableness. She then says I can have MY AirPods back when I drop off her leotards. The f’ing nerve of this kid. She doesn’t put her leotards in her backpack, but she does put my property in there, without my consent. I inform her she is a thief and that me doing any favors for her AT ALL is over until she returns my property. And I am not playing. She will get nothing from me. No more doing her hair, getting her new clothes, driving to pick her up or drop her off at her bestie’s house, no more special request dinners or breakfasts. I am done. I think a hard lesson MUST be learned. Even if she has her regional gymnastics competition this coming weekend, I am not changing my mind. Am I the asshole here?

This one’s a tough cookie!

@BlameVenom Yep ! " CC " is " The Big " for sure ! USA coaches aren't going to show the best until it matters.....IMO

BREAKING: Caitlin Clark Will Start At Center On Tuesday’s Matchup Against Spain.. Apparently Small Forward Wasn’t Enough & Calls Were Made 🔥

🚨Trending Topic on WNBA Twitter: Does Rhyne Howard deserve to be on the upcoming 2028 Olympic team? - If you say yes, then whose spot is she taken ?

I honestly think Lexie is good enough for team USA💛

@Mr_Husky1 Keep looking .....Sat date , nite is tomorrow.......Good Luck.....LoL

I am about getting married, my husband to be knows I own a car and house of my own, he insists I sell the car and house and we use the money to open joint account, or no marriage, I am 38 yes old already, what do you think or advice me to do. Credit - winnieaigbojie

@TrumpsHurricane A goat

This is Zohran Mamdani’s wife. What Do You Think She Smells Like ??

Solid advice. Speed bumps.

@BrickCenter_ Angel fit in with the gals from Sen , they wanted autographs and # exchanges.....LoL ....Angel is better this 2026 , been watchin !

Angel Reese was HOOPIN' for Team USA 🔥

@BamaSaltyMarine Oh know !

A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, Yep... my bike's parked over there, and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table." The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool. The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times and I kinda liked it."

What we just saw from Caitlin Clark! Welcome back! ❤️🤍💙 🇺🇸🔥

@cc22report " Let's Go ! "

Hello friends It has not escaped my attention that I recently passed 4k followers An insane number I started this account in 2024 because I needed an outlet to word vomit about Caitlin I never thought anyone would care what I had to say - it was never about that, so to have an audience of 4k people is very humbling Now we are on to a new adventure, the CC Report YouTube Channel, and I hope you will do me the honor of subbing over there, @cc22report" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@cc22report Thanks again, I appreciate every single one of you!

@4thOfJuly365 Mt Dickhead ......located near the left coast....LoL

Name this mountain 👇🏻

Hour six drop has included insomnia cookies and coffee courtesy of more anonymous sources. Going into hour seven with clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

@ImJustHere4X @Matt_Pinner the ol 3 some !......

@Matt_Pinner Well, do you want the clean version or the dirty version? The clean version is simply that the helicopter is refueling in midair so it can continue on its long journey.

Please can someone explain what’s going on here? 🤔

@Matt_Pinner This is a " Bird's and Bee's " question and I don't know....LoL

@IndianaFever " Watching " Thank's !

babe wake up, Caitlin Clark plays basketball today with #USABWNT ❤️‍🔥

@Avabelly__ For sure " Mommasan "......LoL

True or False? 🤔✅❌