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If you were a 36 year old man what would you want for your birthday

@Marafenix33 @ayeejuju So tiny and bite-sized. Very cute.

@donkeyhammer1 @ayeejuju

@Marafenix33 Kiss Kiss

@Alphafox78 I was going for a gothic Christmas tree. Too much Edger Allen Poe

Do you have your Christmas tree up yet? Here’s mine:

@LeMaireLee @Joel__Constable @dadmeatcast I stayed in a hotel in Midland, TX, because my truck broke down. Had to check into a strange hotel close by at 1am. I heard children playing and running around in the hall at 2am. I went into the hall, and no one was there. I grabbed my gun and laid back in bed.

@Joel__Constable @dadmeatcast I saw a vaguely bloodied hand print on the wall I’ll take a pic if they didn’t clean it

Fkn @LeMaireLee talking about living in a haunted former asylum, “sometimes there’s random blood on the walls”. 🤣🤣🤣 @dadmeatcast

@shoe0nhead Use to take my girl's car to the gas station once a week for a fill-up. Because I saw here have an anxiety attack at a gas station once.

@KISH_KISH_KISH_ They still have cigarette machines in Germany. You need to have a chipped credit card to prove you're over 18 to buy a pack.

I'm this old.

@TSweeze Watch the Lonely Island, Shawn Gardini episode. They tell this story about deep see fishing that is really entertaining. I watched that episode 3 times.

@CollinRugg Are those the two cops from Black Patrol?

JUST IN: The Harvard “doxxing” truck is back and is showing up at students’ homes who reportedly signed a letter saying *Israel* was responsible for the Hamas terror attacks. Adam Guillette, the man responsible for the truck, says he just wants the neighborhood to know who the anti-Semites are in their communities. “In addition to educating their colleagues and neighbors on campus, everyone in their community should learn who the antisemites are among them,” he said. Law enforcement was called on Guillette’s truck however no action was taken. “The homeowner called law enforcement. As is always the case, authorities explained that we’re not breaking any laws.”

@LeMaireLee @C2thaL2thaIGG Blind to these hoes ass hoes

@C2thaL2thaIGG This nigga look blind

well well well LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@PicturesFoIder Light bulb=glow pear. Gums= tooth meat

@AdamFriedland @MrBeast He is really boosting the confidence of a troubled emotional youth during these difficult times.

Mr beast your generosity knows no bounds. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a little emotional when I saw the package. Thank you for the thoughtful Halloween gift @MrBeast

@LeMaireLee You're like a modern-day Sherlock Holmes. Always detecting shit.

Lady Pro Wrestlers cheeks are crazy now-a-days

@LizCrokin If you enjoyed the Fall of the House of Usher; try out, Midnight Mass. It was made by the same team and has a lot of the same actors.

THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER The Netflix series The Fall of the House of Usher is inspired by some of Edgar Allen Poe’s work. The gothic horror drama highlights the fall of a modern day fictional family that runs a corrupt pharmaceutical company that’s ultimately responsible for the death of millions. The family patriarch, Roderick Usher, and his twin sister make a deal with a woman representing the Devil and death to obtain their wealth and power; however, at the price of sacrificing their future bloodline. The show drops massive red pills on pharmaceutical corruption and the consequence of essentially selling your soul. In this scene, Roderick brilliantly outlines the wicked ways they can market a product like a lemon to dominate the industry raking in billions while manipulating the masses using seductive media campaigns and lawfare to squash the competition. Sound familiar? The timing of this series sure is interesting as well and many non-fictional cabal elite families — including some who have been auctioning off their collections recently — got name dropped in this series. 👀 x.com/andresdiplotti…

@pinksaltarmy Look at all those chickens!

@ScottAdamsSays I hope AI convinces me to learn to play drums and read more.

Big surprises coming.

@WallStreetSilv Lego store it is.

What’s wrong with Waffle House?

@rocktobyte @Timcast It's an old Seinfeld joke.

@Timcast You misspelled Burma.

im guna start getting super angry about myanmar

@mikerainey82 They need to clone these chicks against their will. So we can all have a shot at dimes. Like clone on a Star Wars clone wars scale.

Every now and again, this picture appears on my timeline and affects the rest of my day