cdon.bsky.social

The best part of being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun

it’s because a hurricane comes and destroys literally every other boat in the harbor, so there’s no competition 😛 they survive because Lt. Dan is Lt. Dan and wants to be out at sea during the storm so that he can yell at the storm to “come and get him”

also why is the Bubba Gump shrimp company so successful? it’s not from Bubba’s shrimping knowledge that he passes to Forrest

in which i rewatch old movies and recount the significant plot points I completely forgot 🧵

I’m sure a lot of people do remember this, but it’s kind of fun to see the pretty key plots points that I did not retain from whenever i first watched this movie

what’s 4th meal of the day where you only eat chocolate called

@cba hey my google search

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it’s a fact, the only people who text at 10am are political candidates

Me: But what about the time I saw 8 huge claw marks in the sand? Jesus: Omg I saw that too. I have no idea what that was. I was so fucking scared.

have you ever picked up the nearest white courtesy telephone?

phrase now seemed.. unrelated. Thousands of drawings later, figuring it out somehow didn't seem to matter.

@HarrisSockel “moar boy nights bwahaha” - the shape

Every guy in ny btwn ~27 and 40 has this shirt that makes a crescent shape over your butt. Where did this shirt come from and what does it want