Lady Lasix RN.

Works in a cardiac pcu with life saving drips and critical patients 👍 Can’t type a grammatically correct tweet if her life depended on it 🙆‍♀️

My 6 week night stretch completely undid any independent sleeping . I really need to focus hard on ending the co-sleeping.I woke up to eat a bowl of cereal & full meltdown when I wasn’t in bed with him. Now he is asleep like this. I hate that this isn’t the safest place for him

I can’t wait till my last 3 weeks of nights are done I thought finishing my last nights all at once would we easier but my nugget hates it and my husband is hanging on by a thread . Bedtime has been absolutely exorcist like. 6 month separation anxiety has entered the chat

The fuck did Nepal do to you pal? They are like the LEAST problematic country Until this tweet I forgot Nepal 🇳🇵 even existed 🤷‍♀️ leave Napal alone

@jacksonhinkle School taught me my kinks were triangles , show me that hypotenuse daddy

They’re teaching the youth: -CRT -Feminism -Sexual kinks -Trans ideology -Anti-Americanism -Alt gender ideology When they should be teaching: -Weightlifting -Self-defense -Survival skills -Social etiquette -Public speaking -Personal finance -Basic home repair -Stress management

The fact that this guy did 0 research into the woman he referenced as the wife material 😂 just putting garbage on the internet and hoping no one notices

“Should have applied to IR when I had the chance” I say to myself as I fill a lactulose enema bucket while my pt is screaming for Donald trump to save them from the posey bed

He is literally snorting in his sleep from crying so hard and has a death grip on my shirt

Just having a mental breakdown because my kid literally won’t go to bed with his dad he loves nursing /snuggles with mom and I have 6 weeks of nights Starting tomorrow. He isn’t gonna die but listening to our trial run tonight that failed epically with me nursing him has me cryin

Just a mom lactating while doing CPR

@Q2turnQueen @EEEaley Ours is on our OB unit , they have the symphony hospital pumps in there , if you get basic medela Parts this is the way to go. Also once your supply is good and predictable get these bad boys . GAME CHANGER. Less shit to clean too

@EEEaley Erin I don’t even know where the lactation room is

Ok pumping moms; when you go to work do you only use a portable pump? Do you bring your normal pump with you. I’m trying to have a game plan before these 12 hour shifts. 😵‍💫 any tips would be appreciated.

This how I get this bachelors done 1: an office chair that rocks 2: hey bear

I’m literally breast feeding my kid while ordering groceries and working on my BSN. Women are powerful 🤘🏼

My boy rolled over🥹

@RN_Atheist This breaks my heart, it’s our first Christmas with our son and we each told our parents Christmas will be at our house for the next couple years because we absolutely will not pick between family now. Yikes. I’m sorry momma

Bro do I go work in IR?

They hired so many new people in the time I was gone that when I looked at the schedule there’s 9 nurses tonight and I know 3 of them

Night shift tonight and I’m already back on my bullshit drinking coffee and eating salami and crackers at 6 am before a nap . That is logically the most disgusting combo but

I was gone for 12 weeks and this locum hospitalist STILL CAN’T REMEMBER TO PUT IN THE DISCHARGE ORDERS. I was back on my bullshit by 1030 am

I go back to work these week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I bought a mamaroo off Facebook marketplace when I was pregnant and I avidly told everyone I would never pay full price for it. Now … If that thing broke and I couldn’t get another used one you bet your ass I’d be droppen 300 bones in a heartbeat.