Drew

Okay y'all, I think I found the best idea for the Dynamic Island on the iPhone 14 Pro. I added a cat that lives up there like a tamagotchi and just hangs out and does cute stuff as you browse Reddit in my app (Apollo).

@Macys I placed an order online and it was rejected. I called a rep and replaced that order and it was also rejected. Your reps are now telling me to place the same order a third time! Do you expect customers to work this hard to spend money?!

Last year saw rolling blackouts like this is a third world country or something. And the bar at the EMPTY restaurant isn’t even open. Can somebody please tell me how $spy is anywhere north of pre-COVID levels still?!

Decided to wait out the 3 hour(so far) @evergypower outage by eating @redlobster. Y’all. The bar is not even open and there’s a 30 minute wait to eat at an empty restaurant on a Monday!?

the fuck is fungible ?

Christ all fucking mighty. They gonna have to remove the p from the P/L column for this months trades.

My ability to dissociate has become too powerful. Now I’m just watching the fall of America like “hmm yeah that happens to empires” while I look for dog hats on Amazon.

$NFLX on a mission to the earth's core this morning - hot damn! reddit.com/r/news/comment… cnbc.com/2022/04/19/net…

Do you think @netflix's crackdown on families that share their account with each other will result in a net gain or net loss of subscribers?