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$Schizo has to be my favorite meme in the @wirebotRH ecosystem. Promotes mental health, Dev is hardworking, @gornx0x often uses the word “Schizo” it’s even on his X bio. I think it’s only a matter of time before $Schizo sends. CA: 0x28d9697194a8906E2A4ED3b98Dc748cb67256774 #Robinhood #memes #Schizo


@gornx0x ✅ Market #3 is live: Cleveland Guardians to beat Tampa Bay Rays (MLB)? 📅 Resolves Jul 26, 2026 16:16 UTC Bet in USDG: "bet $20 YES on market #3". wirebot.trade/markets/3 Card: x.com/i/web/status/2…

@wirebotRH (wirebot.trade) is the first mover in “trade by tweeting.” You don’t need an app, a wallet setup or a seed phrase. Sign in with X, wallet’s generated, tied to your handle for life. The question now is: who else builds on this rail, and who is just replicating surface level ? I believe WIRE holds the seat longer than people expect. It’s not a bot bolted onto X. It’s built for X as the interface itself. Just think about it: • X is the largest live feed of financial intent on the internet. Every “aping this” reply is a trade someone almost made but didn’t. • $WIRE turns that reply into the trade itself. No app switch, no context loss. • It’s non-custodial by design. LLM reads intent, never touches keys. Deterministic code signs, with hard spending limits. • Tokenized stocks, ETFs, index baskets, native ETH, community tokens, airdrops to repliers, all from one thread. • Most “onchain agent” plays are backend infra nobody outside crypto twitter will ever touch. $WIRE distribution IS crypto twitter, by default, from day one. So when you factor that in, the wedge becomes obvious. New updates shipped few days ago All in one panel now, swaps built in, relay protocol wired up as the bridge, moonpay onramp straight into the RH wallet. • robinhood chain needs a wallet layer that doesn’t feel like a wallet, and wire just built exactly that. • swaps run inside it now, same flow as uniswap, so there’s no separate desk to route through. • funding used to be the wall. now usdc or eth from base or ethereum lands straight in as usdg or eth, no manual bridging. • fiat’s solved too, bank card straight to wallet through relay’s onramp, no crypto required to start. • every other bot on this chain still makes you think like you’re using a bot. wire made itself disappear into “just a wallet.” CA: 0x8ecea3d0e648db646d824aa51eedeb16ac3d6878


Only a fool relies on the apparent plain English reading of a statute to decide what that statute means. Statutes mean nothing until they are interpreted and appleid by courts to real people in real cases. The Minnesota appellate courts and state supreme court invariably require MORE than mere words in order to find disorderly conduct based on "fighting words, some additional aggravating factor. That's why the phrase "fighting words" exists, because MORE THAN "words" is requird. Examples of such aggravating factors from ACTUAL MN APPELLATE CASE LAW: there were explicit threats of violence, there was a growing mob backing up the speaker, the mean words were ongoing for hours, the mean words were accompanied by a refusal to stop trespassing, etc. NOTHING LIKE ANY OF THAT OCCURRED WITH SHILOW HENDRIX.




Sophie Cunningham on men playing in women’s sports, per ESPN. “I want to protect young girls in a locker room, or young girls in sport who shouldn’t have to go against biological men.”


Prediction markets are live on WIRE — Robinhood Chain mainnet, real $USDG. This is a beta. How it works(example): tweet "@wirebotRH create market: will TSLA be above $333 by tomorrow" and we open an on-chain yes/no market. Anyone can bet from X (bet $20 YES / bet $50 NO) or on wirebot.trade/markets. Collateral is $USDG; if you only have $ETH or $WETH, the bot swaps under the hood. Min bet $1. Settlement is automatic off live @chainlink stock feeds — no admin price, no discretionary resolve. After expiry we resolve and auto-claim winnings to winners’ wirebot wallets. Payout model (v1): parimutuel. All stakes sit in one pool; winners split it pro-rata. If everyone piles into one side, everyone gets a full refund. Fees are taken only from the losing pool — 2% to the protocol, 1% to the market creator. Creator fee is the incentive to open good, balanced markets. Why beta: parimutuel is simple and fair for launch, but you mostly wait until expiry. Next we’re moving to a CPMM (constant-product AMM on YES/NO shares) so prices update continuously and you can trade in/out before expiry — Polymarket-style liquidity, same Chainlink settlement. Broader $WIRE economy, also live: 1% protocol fee on regular bot volume (buy / sell / swap / send / drop / burn / claim), taken in the asset you use and routed to treasury. Token launches: flat $3 in ETH on top of PONS. Treasury auto buys $WIRE and burns it in batches as fees accumulate — deflation funded by real usage. Prediction bets use the 2%+1% market model above and don’t also pay the 1% trade fee. Open a market. Make a market. Bet with USDG (or ETH/WETH). Markets → wirebot.trade/markets Contract → 0x695d6Bd8E647060fbB069E602eB64ac058c206c5 Beta. Real funds. @chainlink settlement. CPMM model for prediction markets next. NFA — size carefully. x.com/wirebotRH/stat…