Chelsea
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@washingtonpost This is one of the most godless sentences I’ve ever seen. It’s this photo in written form. Omitting two Oxford commas in that mess of clauses is nasty work
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In a trend embraced by families, friend groups and pros from “Dancing With the Stars,” travelers are buying outrageous, ugly, diabolical or just mildly embarrassing shirts for one another to wear for an agreed-upon amount of time. wapo.st/3Pm2kE7
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@GianmarcoSoresi Don’t know what this is about but it’s very hard to imagine that what you said was bad in a way that matters to any thinking brain
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Someone called me unfunny & I’m embarrassed by my pathetic and frankly cunty reaction. I have nothing to say except their pfp was of Roger the Alien so I made a wrongful assumption of their gender. I hear you all and next time won’t use that word unless I’m certain it’s to a man.
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@GianmarcoSoresi Don't call men cunts either, what makes you think keeping that word in rotation is okay? This is like saying you'll only use the f-slur if the target is straight.
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@AdamKinzinger Yeah, a ship owned by the third largest ocean carrier getting blasted by cruise missiles will do that! Unfortunately, multiple crew injuries reported.
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Americas gift of a “red white and blue dome over the straight” to the world, lasted 8 hours.
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@mikenelson586 It’s because it’s not a success, and a French-owned container ship was hit by a cruise missile (multiple crew injuries reported). He is a scourge on humanity.
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Chelsea retweetledi
CUNY in New York City and GSU in Atlanta
Anup Malani@anup_malani
The college that does the most to lift poor kids into the middle class probably isn't one you've heard of. It's not Harvard. It's not MIT. It might be a CUNY campus.
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@VesuviusHambone @benjaminafield @PaulMSherman @IJ The federal courts I practice in have this rule too but in my experience judges don’t actually end up using the proposed orders even for the simple stuff. They use their own, even when substantively identical to the one submitted by the movant
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@benjaminafield @PaulMSherman @IJ My experience with this is a smidgeon of yours, but Western District of Washington appears to require a proposed order be submitted by the moving party. Maybe an outlier?
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Can someone familiar with Alabama trial courts tell me if this is normal? This was just issued eight months after oral argument in an @IJ case.
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@ProfRobAnderson Maritime law is so good for learning agency issues. I still remember having to diagram the relationships on paper for cases like CACTUS PIPE in Admiralty I
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@ProfRobAnderson This made me laugh, I actually thought to myself recently “hey that guy in Arkansas hasn’t tweeted about maritime stuff in a while.” Your latest one didn’t show up in my feed! Maybe you’ve been shadow-banned by Big Boat™️
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Usually my tweets about maritime law theory get only one or two pity likes. What is going on?
Robert Anderson@ProfRobAnderson
One of the first things students learn in a business organizations class is that corporations are distinctive in law because they have legal personality. What they don't learn is that for centuries there has been another entity with legal personality--the ship. Why is this 1/
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Chelsea retweetledi
Ok brother, do you think you could make Outlook search work when you have a minute?
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months
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Judges handing down the first sanctions orders for LLM-written briefs two years ago: “take a CLE on proper use of AI”
Judges handing down their thousandth such order in the year of our lord 2026:
📁 aurora’s media@lynchianmedia
dr phil you’re ugly you’re disgusting i’m gonna kill you give me $200
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This is the Dope on the Table I want to see.
Saint Javelin@saintjavelin
The US intercepted another tanker from Russia’s shadow fleet, Aquila II. The tanker attempted to flee, but U.S. military forces pursued it all the way to the Indian Ocean, where they eventually boarded and seized the vessel.
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@theasewell05 @SexMattersOrg Try talking about more engaging things such as would enhance the atmosphere and make you a desirable pub occupant. Sounds like you just suck and no one wanted you around?
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Earlier this month, I walked into my local pub- a place where I have always been warmly received -only to be told, (immediately on entry) that I was no longer welcome because of my views on trans issues. You can read more about it in The Times below. My thanks to @SexMattersOrg for their support and advice.
Cambridge student: I was barred from pub over my views on gender
thetimes.com/article/7d3e1f…
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@TheGirondin @Goosie365 @SwannMarcus89 Something bad, which is a GREAT reason not to work in law enforcement. U do realize they were at their job and not their living rooms, right??
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@Goosie365 @SwannMarcus89 What would you do if someone armed with a gun started attacking you?
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So it’s blatantly obvious ICE murdered that dude, right? Thom Tillis is suddenly saying he wants Noem to resign. Huh…what is literally the only thing Noem did recently that might lead a swing state conservative to think a Republican cabinet member should resign?
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Pretti was "on duty" in an active insurgency group backed by the State
He was not protesting, there was no protest.
He showed up to "resist" Federal law enforcement and brought his 9mm with an extra mag.
When confronted he fought back
Curtis Yarvin@curtis_yarvin
Pretti was a soldier. He showed up in the morning to go to war—to fight force with force, for a purpose he perceived as good. He didn’t expect to kill. It wasn’t part of his plan for the day. Nor was getting killed. But that’s part of being a soldier, isn’t it?
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@MatthewRic94087 @rittenhouse2a Dont worry, just as soon as he figures out the grift angle of standing up for 2A on these particular facts, he’s our guy!
Wake up. Go to the range. Join your local non-partisan gun owners club. And stop thinking those in power or their useful idiots will ever really defend 2A
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@rittenhouse2a Please do, I’m worried when the libs start talking more about gun rights than us my dude
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The same people wanting to silence me are now begging me to comment.
My comment:
Communists are gay. And anti-2A people are gay.
Biden's failed open borders policies created this ENTIRE mess.
#ShallNotBeInfringed
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