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@not_jeffepstein That is exactly what J Epstein would say

Hello it’s Palm Beach Pete just another perfect day in South Florida, off to play some tennis!… I’m not Jeffrey Epstein.

This is the way! Ground beef and chicken 😂🤣

He literally explained why you must keep going.

"A civilization is not destroyed by wicked men; it is destroyed by weak men who cannot defend what is good.” — G. K. Chesterton

Never Ignore Waking Up at 3 AM - Here's the Secret! If a person suddenly wakes up again and again at 3:00 AM, don't take it lightly. It is considered a very auspicious sign. It is believed that after 3:00 AM, the divine powers awaken and want to communicate with you. Waking up at this sacred time is a sign of your upcoming success. And whatever you ask from God after 3:00 AM, that prayer never goes unanswered - God definitely listens to you.

@LeVeonBell @LoganPaul You would throttle Logan, and I would enjoy watching it

I thought it was to the point where it was IMPOSSIBLE to duck this smoke .. but somehow, someway, Logan still managed to DUCK .. well done @LoganPaul 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 GREATEST 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 OF ALL TIME

There's an old idea that says a man is tested three times before he earns anything worth having. The first test takes what he loves. The second test takes his confidence. The third test makes him wait with no proof that it's coming. Most men fail the third one. Not because they're weak. Because patience with no guarantee is the hardest thing a human being can do. If you're in the waiting room right now, don't move. Don't panic. Just hold.

@MatthewCoast Same as dads

JUST WONDERING HOW MOMS are supposed to work 9-5, drop the kids off at school at 8 AM, pick them up by 3 PM, stay on top of school activities, meal prep, cook dinner, keep the house clean, do the laundry, run the kids to extracurricular activities, climb the corporate ladder, save sick days for when the kids are sick, be a good friend, daughter, and partner, all while trying to take care of their own body and mental health…

@MrPitbull07 100$ is propper

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@WPLGLocal10 They will be out in 10 years. Cake walk for them

CHARGED AS ADULTS: Two boys, 12 and 13, are charged as adults in what police say was the brutal, half-hour rape of a 12-year-old girl in Miami's Overtown neighborhood. They say one of them shoved rocks in the girl's mouth so she couldn't scream. local10.com/news/local/202…

@Raindropsmedia1 Just wait until she "needs freedom and liberation" buddy

Man said he financially supported his wife before and during nursing school. Now she’ll start her nursing career in just 2 days. “It was all worth it—the payoff is about to happen.” 🙏🏽❤️

@texasrunnerDFW Wow only 675$k! Let me reach in my back pocket for that. GTFOH. lol

Homes in my neighborhood that sold for $750,000 exactly one year ago now have Zillow estimates of $675,000 and comparable homes for sale all around them support that Zillow estimate When buying in a down market you don’t realize how quickly equity can evaporate

She deserves an Oscar award for this 😭😭😭😭

@UziCryptoo You shouldn't of been too exposed. I'm wrecked too somewhat but that sucks bro. Head up

Crypto has ruined my life honestly I’m 40, going 41. Down to my last 2 Sol with no job willing to hire me. Caught in the wars of launchpad that destroyed all the volume of anything to run organically, nowadays purely insider plays or caballed tokens. In debt of over $55k borrowing from friends and family in a span of 7 months Now i’m not sure where to even start with my life, feeling depressed almost every single day. Should have never started crypto in the first place.

@brian_shearer Sometimes in life there are signs to stay away from things. Hard pass

I grew up in the 80s with He-Man. I saw the trailer. Look, people using pronouns is a thing that exists our world. Given that he’s HE-MAN.. the he/him reference is a solid joke. Lighten up. The movie still may suck.

@TheChiefNerd Looks really bad

The new He-Man Masters of the Universe teaser trailer just dropped 🔥

I really appreciate how Netflix will warn me in advance about “strobing lights" and "smoking" but not that two hairy guys are about to start French kissing.

You have angels assigned to you. They aren’t winged babies playing harps, they’re ancient, terrifying, tactical and ferocious. They are not nice at all, they are gangster.

@JimNorton We want it Jim. National security

I'm sure I'm just missing something, but what exactly entitles us to Greenland?