Doug Shaw

@FamilyExpress I got them and my daughter says “they’re the best thing ever!”

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@WaffleHouse The All Star. My favorite for sure!

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@therecordcomp @FarmAid Wow! That’s some damn fine company. Congratulations!

As the son of an active farmer, with two brothers who still farm, and having grown up farming myself, I have to say this is one of the highest honors of my life to be on @FarmAid with this magnificent lineup.

@F1 @LewisHamilton @MercedesAMGF1 The difference between the best and worst car is one second per lap and the lap takes over a minute to run. The problem is not the teams being competitive, it’s the fact that there is literally no place to pass and way too much reliance on aero making it impossible to pass.

BREAKING: @LewisHamilton wins at Spa! 🏁 He finishes ahead of Valtteri Bottas (P2) and Max Verstappen (P3) to take the 89th win of his F1 career 🏆 #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

@tomdelonge Unfortunately, we live in a country where a segment of the population feels those things are not as important as idolizing a reflection of themselves.

@wbuxtonofficial Travis Patrana

So. Dream scenario. SuperLicense Points don’t exist and neither does the old 300km experience rule. There’s an F1 team with genuine podium potential and a free seat for two races. Who, currently racing, do you sign?

@AshleyMartin901 Lil Pepper Jack

Your rap name is “LIL” then the last thing you spent money on. Go !!!! 🤔

Mail in ballot. Absentee ballot. Electronic ballot. Paper ballot. Quit complaining and just vote.

@realDonaldTrump Not in my county.

Cases, numbers and deaths are going down all over the Country!

@KurtBusch @Matt_McCall @CGRTeams @TeamChevy @gearwrench @MonsterEnergy Congratulations! What model Oakley sunglasses were you wearing today? I would like to buy a pair. @oakley

#Coke600 Pole! Thank you @Matt_McCall & entire @CGRTeams team, @TeamChevy, @gearwrench and @MonsterEnergy. Fast cars are fun. 600 miles, let’s do this!

@KurtBusch What Oakley sunglasses are you wearing today? Those are sweet? @oakley

@realDonaldTrump Is it even possible for you to say something without calling someone a name? Why do your tweets read like they’ve been drafted by a 5th grader.

Crazy, chaotic Democrat Debate last night. Fake News said Biden did well, even though he said half of our population was shot to death. Would be OVER for most. Mini Mike was weak and unsteady, but helped greatly by his many commercials (which are not supposed to be allowed....

@CarolineShaw38 Uh oh. Which one?

It’s super cool when bands use your photos without buying them from you or even giving you credit.

Almost time to repaint the cross bike again. So I have a question for you all. Colors are up in the air until I commit to a new team. But what do you think?

@AlexanderRossi @FollowAndretti @IndyCar Probably still a little miffed that the bottom salary in F1 is right around the top salary in IndyCar. NAPA Know How much he could have made by making the cut in F1.

Fans: Rossi needs to work on his personality. Me:

@DrJenGunter @Paula_White “Old news” ~ Anyone that got stuck going to Catholic school.

Hi @Paula_White I am an OB/GYN and would love to learn about satanic pregnancies. Can you send me the spell book (I promise to Venmo the $) so I can learn? Regards, Jen Gunter MD

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“The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance.“ ~ George Orwell

At the end of an extremely difficult day I like to sit back on ponder what defines a “high capacity magazine.”

@CarolineShaw38 So proud!

My boyfriend just walked out of the room in denim booty shorts, a cowboy hat, and nothing else... to join a whole group of guys in denim booty shorts, cowboy hats, and nothing else... to go dance to really bad country music. What have I gotten myself into?