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Thanks for the feature @cnntech. twitter.com/cnntech/status…

@nikitabier what happened to Explode? Has the product been discontinued?

The NYC MTA has been replacing subway turnstiles to thwart people jumping over them and not paying. The new design makes it even easier.

End of an era at @twilio, but I know for a fact that whatever @jeffiel decides to do next will be another game changer.

Once you see it, it’s hard to see it the other way ever again. (Hint: concave or convex?)

@_MG_ Love!

I’ve had people asking for a solid year about this but had to keep my mouth shut. Here is your answer about OMG Cables and new 🍎 phone

Gen Z kids attempting to use a 90’s computer. reddit.com/r/Damnthatsint…

@Delta @chs135 Actions speak louder than words. You obviously don’t value our loyalty based on your recent changes.

@chs135 We want to express our sincerest apologies for any inconvenience or disappointment that the recent changes to the SkyMiles Program may have caused you and we want you to know that we value your loyalty and commitment to Delta and American Express.

Yikes! The @Delta Sky Club changes are worse than I expected 😕 If you’re traveling on a connecting itinerary, each Sky Club visit in a new airport will count against your annual allotment.

Thanks for having me join you on stage @grittygrease

@rjonesy sent you a DM

@dani_thorne Got you thinking huh?

A magician just fucked up my whole life.

@ChristianSelig Any way to change to a subscription based model? Or add a setting for users to use their own api key?

Apollo will close down on June 30th. Reddit’s recent decisions and actions have unfortunately made it impossible for Apollo to continue. Thank you so, so much for all the support over the years. ❤️ reddit.com/r/apolloapp/co…

@warpling @BlackboxPuzzles You just cost me a lot of money 😜

I’m bringing @BlackboxPuzzles to visionOS :) Here’s a little of what it’s been like using and developing on Vision Pro Full article: developer.apple.com/news/?id=h3qjw… #WWDC23

@Delta how about putting spigots in your lounges specifically for filling water bottles so that the animals stop putting their dirty water bottle mouth directly on the tap used for filling glasses.

@Kweber221 The same ones you were telling me about 😜

@dougmckenzie Did she recommend any good beaches?

When your Uber driver turns the music off and wants to chat at 3:45am. Sample topics included QAnon, nude beaches, Trump, and the loose steering in the car that made her feel unsafe.

@shimshimagic No guilt. But rating yet to be decided.

@dougmckenzie Did you give her a low rating or did you feel guilty?

Twitter status downgraded.

Today is the 50th anniversary of the first mobile/cell phone call.

Stories and photos from @davidblaine's show in Vegas last week, with special thanks to @dougmckenzie. baugues.com/doug/

@ShooBrown I like that

@dougmckenzie Being right doesn't always make me feel happy. But being happy always makes me right.

“Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?” 😂 #wifequotes