David Peris 🧻

This guy clapped at me. I clapped back. We then spoke. So I funded his two daughters’ college accounts. I hope the kids become better investors than their dad! But in all seriousness, I also think he was very mature in how he internalized our conversation. Onwards!

@elonmusk @FLOTUS Come on man

Congratulations to the @FLOTUS!

@IvankaTrump I'd love to see a photo of your fahhhthherr reading anything 🥰

📚 Here are some books that shaped my 2025: Each one shifted my perspective, some softly, others profoundly. Some I return to again and again, not just for insight, but for alignment.

@JustRockContent Did they listen to it before releasing?

Nothin’ - Guns N’ Roses 🚨NEW G’N’R Music🚨 What Do You Think? 👍 or 👎 x.com/JVPALT1/status…

@cb_doge His poor 120 children 😥

You meet Elon on a weekday, he is working. You meet Elon late at night, he is either working or deep in thought trying to solve a problem. You meet Elon on a Saturday, he is working again. You meet Elon on a Sunday, he is working again. You meet Elon on his birthday, he is working again. He does not care about personal wealth or the title of richest person. He cares about building things that help humanity. And look at what his companies are doing: Neuralink is finding cures for paralysis and blindness. Tesla is accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy. SpaceX is working on making humanity multiplanetary. X is restoring free speech. xAI is building truth seeking AI. He is doing everything he can to push humanity forward and create a better future for all of us. Anyone against this man, is on the wrong side of history.

@BillAckman @andrewcuomo @CurtisSliwa Dude?

Supposedly an unprecedented 2.2 million turnout with 60% above 45 years old. I am going to be an optimist and say @andrewcuomo is going to get the win. If he fails to win, it’s because @CurtisSliwa cares more about himself than NYC. Let’s never forget that. If Andrew wins, he is going to be a great mayor. Why? Because he will owe nothing to the Democratic Party and he will be working only for his legacy. He can therefore do whatever is right for NYC for the long term without worrying about the political consequences. @realDonaldTrump is going to want to work with Cuomo to Make NY Great Again, MNYGA. Say: ManyGA I think the President and Cuomo respect each other which increases the chances they will work well together. We will know supposedly by 9:30pm. Say a prayer.

@MillerBadger Are you there?

@RojoCamacaro Hello. Can you send me an email? david@rogerwaters.com

@MichaelDell @jpmorgan

Congratulations @jpmorgan on the opening of your new headquarters! 🎉🇺🇸🙏

New from @rustyanderson1! open.spotify.com/album/53cCW0vl… Big tour with @PaulMcCartney starts today! 🎸

You were "Born to Rock"! 🎸 Send in your talented performance of @TheRealSambora's “Born to Rock” hit song. richiesambora.com/borntorock/ Upload your sing-along video 🎥 of you or with friends, for a chance to be chosen for the upcoming From Fans Only 🤘 "Born to Rock” Video!

@hi_aarondavis ChatGPT in two minutes for free.

A new logo that asks, what if Austin TX was a local credit union.

@TheRealSambora 🙏

Check this out..piece of my routine..forcast calls for pain”and healin..thx for the “good vibes” y’all..RS

@WarClandestine Good lord man 😵‍💫

I am a diehard South Park fan, and I am in favor of being able to poke fun at celebrities and elected officials… But I find it noteworthy that they just completely ignored the last 4 years of Biden being a vegetable, and are now all-in on bashing Trump all the sudden. This comes after South Park made fun of the all the anti-vaxxers and “conspiracy theorists” during the pandemic, and all those people turned out to be right about everything… Then, in 2020, Trey and Matt said they wanted to take a break from politics after getting everything wrong about Trump, Russia, Covid, vaccines, and more. They said they just wanted to get back to being funny, while completely ignoring Biden being a walking joke factory for 4 years, just to fire back up the political episodes as soon as Trump comes back. If South Park would have made fun of Biden, I wouldn’t have said anything, but they didn’t, so now this Trump-bashing just comes off as politically motivated. South Park prides themselves for, supposedly, going after EVERYONE, but they let Biden and the Dems off the hook for the last 8 years… As a lifelong South Park fan, it has been disappointing to see this franchise fall off, and it all started around the 2016 election. It’s never been the same. There have been some funny moments, but something changed.

@SIRIUSXM @Metallica @Hertz So not metal ☹️

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@LTJ81 But dude

I know people are complaining about Axl’s voice, but it’s okay. It’s all for the legendary Black Sabbath. He’s 63 years young and performing at the greatest metal concert ever. Give him some slack and enjoy 🤘🏼 #BackToTheBeginning

@EvilMopacATX Not Circle C. Cough.

Where in the Austin area do they live? Plausible answers only

Congratulations to Leo XIV, the first American Pope, on his election! I’m sure millions of American Catholics and other Christians will pray for his successful work leading the Church. May God bless him!

@FLOTUS Good lord 🤮

Thank you all for the heartfelt birthday wishes. I had the honor of attending Pope Francis' funeral, on this day, where I prayed for the healing of those who are suffering and for peace in the world.