Dave Eyler

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

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Claude watching me write code manually after I hit the daily limit

@chamath @grok what are the 20 biggest companies in the Morgan Stanley SaaS index

We've talked a lot about this on the Pod, but the Great SaaS Meltdown has started and there's no going back. What exactly is happening? In short, hi growth, low/no profitability SaaS is no longer a winning strategy because the big question mark is the durability of that growth in the short term and, because of AI, the lack of profits in the long term. Every SaaS company has sold the dream (to investors and employees) that they will growth quickly now, and harvest lots of cash later. With AI, this assumption may be completely out the window. Now the threshold question is whether their growth will be overtaken by a much cheaper AI-developed solution? If you are a venture supported SaaS startup and are a legacy Heuristics+APIs+CRUD product, it is likely that a new AI oriented workflow is coming for you. Investors in private markets can see this now and think that money to fund short term growth will not be rewarded. Investors in public markets no longer believe long term profitability is possible. They would rather pivot into something they think is more resilient. This is a change in the risk calculus that has existed for the past 15 years and why the chart below is the chart below. Good luck to all the players!

As my wife left the house this morning she said to me urgently, “I left a note for you, no showering or cleaning wet cock”. I nodded knowingly, but was like 🤔. then I walked in the bathroom

We're excited to announce a major milestone for SingleStore and our continued innovation in data and AI. Read the full story to see what’s ahead 🔗 ow.ly/W1Ya50X54vJ via Business Wire.

Why does building AI feel like assembling IKEA furniture? Because it kind of is. You're piecing together components, hoping everything fits and wondering if there’s an easier way. @dreyler, VP of Product Management at SingleStore, shares his thoughts on the data challenges behind AI in this Q&A 👉 ow.ly/Jger50X3M2P via @BigDATAwireNews.

@ImSh4yy @SingleStoreDB is distributed and more scalable than both. Not by a little

most informed database take

See, if I was SingleStore’s marketing team, I’d be all over this. This is how most people feel when they migrate on a billion rows. We just don’t stress anymore. We did a migration on 80 billion rows the other day and it was a walk in the park.

@elonmusk @xai @grok Agent Smith

We are creating a multi-agent AI software company @xAI, where @Grok spawns hundreds of specialized coding and image/video generation/understanding agents all working together and then emulates humans interacting with the software in virtual machines until the result is excellent. This is a macro challenge and a hard problem with stiff competition! Can you guess the name of this company? 🤭

@JasonThorsness @dieworkwear Guess this means I should stop using your Netflix password

@dieworkwear I just had jury duty and on the intake questionnaire they asked me “have you ever seen someone commit a crime” and obviously nobody can answer no to that question; it’s a trick question somehow

Often hear this but wonder if it's true. How many people who imagine themselves as law abiding citizens have worked off the books, fudged on taxes, drank underage, or sped on highways? I know some people who posture as moralizers, but in high school, I saw them do drugs.

Get ready to "feel the flow" at @SingleStoreDB June Upsert event on June 17 at 10 AM PDT. Curious what "Upsert" is? Check out @dreyler 's quick close up - ow.ly/wpGc30sMNXs #ProductLaunch #AI #Innovation #database

@JasonThorsness I like it when he says everyone should just get data directly from files with functions instead of SQL 🤣

This is how I want to spend my retirement. He has shown us the way.

My favorite podcast is @TheRewatchables. I’m wondering, why no Guy Ritchie movies? Snatch, Lock Stock, The Gentlemen are super rewatchable. @BillSimmons @ChrisRyan77 @VanLathan you guys clearly love crime movies…

SQL vs NoSQL: Solved by SingleStore singlestore.com/blog/sql-vs-no…

@JasonThorsness This always reminds me of Interstellar - “hey TARS, what’s your honesty parameter?”

Does disagreeing with a take o3-mini-high has mean I disagree with the majority opinion in the training set? Or can it reason itself away from popular opinions to come up with its own for me to disagree with?

It’s not me saying SingleStore is the fastest database on the planet, it’s Perplexity saying it :)

Grok being available as a button on every post now is awesome cause it can explain cryptic tweets