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@_seun_19 I think we need to create a catalogue of these women, what they did and their full name with attached evidence so that others can be weary of them.

Instinct bro, just instinct! She got a job in Lekki that i supported her wholeheartedly through the process. A month into the job, i noticed the subtle disrespect coming in like sarcasm. She kept telling about a guy thay was helping her settle down well on the job till the point that she started telling me about the guys love life. How nah? Y’all discussion has shifted from work to that. SMH! Said i was overreacting. Okay nah! Also told me about another church member that introduced her to one of his friend who ordered uber to meet up with her at the beach (first time in an uber ) e sweet her. Hmm Already two months into the job, just decided to feed my instinct the night of October 22, 2021 when she came to spend the night at mine. Took her phone while she slept, use her finger print and voila, that was it, the only girl I’ve ever introduced to my parents was already being lodged in an hotel by her work colleague and the other guy dey fck her in his friend studio. Ended everything therein. Been 5 years now, Anty don turn gospel singer. That’s why i keep pitying guys that think they’ll find a good wife in a church. Lol, what they’ll be getting are self damaged beeches.

@officialABAT Omo nice write up Mr Bola, True true wetin APC do no good and you need to resign.

My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year in the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity given me to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition over the years to mark my birthday in line with the mood of the nation each year, I resolved to also observe this year's birthday low key. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain as we can see some glittering light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team and to our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

@to__nye Your case was always different. 😂 Guess who ended up in a case?

@drilldyno Those were interesting days 😂💀

I registered my name on the list of those who completed their internship and when they made copies of that list my name was omitted cos it was at the bottom of the first page. I found out late and reported to the HOD. He chased me away saying I wasn't serious and all that. I kept going back then he said if he sees me again I'm going to be dealt with. Few weeks later he died and his replacement approved my request. Glory to God.

@biggest_Sisu She didn't even get a chance to choose her own path.

Almost teared up when she started triple flipping….. Great content 🥹❤️

@RealestMemes_ We more like the Whitehorse than we realize

@to__nye Baller... Goes both ways... It's called edging

If you want to get a more explosive bust stop just before this and start again. Do it like 2 or 3 times before letting go.

@tobyasky @Kishozzy Technically, her mate dey for back.

@Kishozzy Na oloriburuku she be. Person wey dey shake yansh for likes when men dey hustle legit, make she go find her mate for front

Sorry, just seeing your quote. I’ve attached the photo you quoted, it’s too blurry for my liking, I added extra for you😭 You see, when I was working in one of the biggest banks in Nigeria as an I.T professional, you were still drawing Davido on your breast, twerking on Instagram for likes, and selling your body like bole & fish all over Port Harcourt. You even went through my posts to comeback with my football?😂 At every point in time, I’ve always had multiple options, unlike you who has one, OLOSHO😂 I’m a Chartered Banker, a certified and experienced Project Manager, a Certified BA-Professional, a Senior Applications Analyst, BSc., MSc., just to mention a few. In every area of life, I’m not your mate, except in knacking for money😂😂😂 By the way, that picture was taken in Barcelona. I can go anywhere in the world, with my money. No Big Brother or drawing Davido on my breast, or twerking on IG. You this local pig. You wey dey smell For Live TV😂😂😂

@SarautaMaryam He is a saint. The only living saint. St. Peter

He’s not a saint; no one is. But in a country gasping for direction, Peter Obi remains the one figure who can put Nigeria back on the path to reclaiming its lost glory as the true Giant of Africa. 🤞🏾

'I love you' is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'you' is a variable.

@sidedish____ 😂😂😂

@drilldyno Any day way I catch you na on sight

Most stressful abeg

@sidedish____ oh sorry, you should go for tablespoons instead of cooking spoons.

@drilldyno I don’t have gadgets 😒

There's something in the air, cause why is everyone so horny.

@SexKitten99999 Suckjob?

We need a proper word for women getting head like men have blowjob. Cunnilingus sounds like a fucking dinosaur species no one is saying that shit out loud. What are we calling it

Hard and fast.

@bibzyCarter Remove those who would do it for the right pay and I will be done in about 5 days, without repetition. 🌚

Infact, you can't sleep with all the women that are ready to sleep with you.

@to__nye He will win by landslide

I'm here again to suggest life changing ideas