John Hickman

🚨BREAKING🚨 Cthulhu has left Reform UK after being rejected for a position in Nigel Farage's Shadow Cabinet. The High Priestess of the Great Old Ones is said to have put her hat in the ring to be Shadow Health Secretary, only for Farage to not appoint anyone to the role. Rupert Lowe is said to be in advanced talks to bring Cthulhu to Restore Britain. The former Tory minister told the Mail: "All mankind should be free and wild, shouting and killing and revelling in joy"

@Banjy47 @TouchlineX If he wins the FA Cup, he'll be the greatest manager of all time

@TouchlineX I get the caution, but why are we so obsessed with 'Big Names' that keep failing us? Carrick has 4 wins from 4, including the North London giants and City. If he finishes in the Top 4 and wins the FA Cup, how do you tell the dressing room that he’s not the man?

🚨🗣️ Gary Neville: "There cannot be any consideration that Michael takes the job beyond this season, for Michael and for the club. "If he wins every game, look, we could be sat here in the season where he's done unbelievably well, and we're always thinking the fans are up and they're in the Champions League places, fifth or whatever. It could happen if there's a good run and we could all be getting swayed with it. "I honestly feel like at the end of the season when you've got Pochettino, Tuchel and Ancelotti."

Not looking good at St. James is it.

@Muppetiers 🤣

If that was Mbeumo where Amad was they wouldn’t have been offside 😂

@FPLfrasier Not true. Carrick was our best player in 12/13 and was well loved.

Until late into his career at United, Carrick was never properly appreciated by the fanbase. When he left the. Fans suddenly realized how important he was for us. People still making the same mistake with the current players. They don’t appreciate few of the good players we have. Fans will regret when these players leave.

Morning Villa Fans, I’m looking for 1 ticket today for Arsenal for my son. If anyone has one spare or if someone can’t make it late. Really would mean a lot, if you could share this please 🙏 #ARSVAVL #AstonVilla #AVFC #VillaAway #UTV #VillaFans #VillaSupport #ArsenalAway

Nick Woltemade’s highlights vs Manchester United:

Girlfriend called me in a panic. She had called the police who had swarmed our son's preschool because he was missing, nobody could find him. Cops had a helicopter out, dogs everywhere, and everything. Turned out I dropped him off at the wrong preschool that morning.

The Fictional Onscreen Depiction of Looked-after Young People: "Finding someone just like me." - John Hickman was one of the early researchers to look at representation. careexperienceandculture.com/master/the-fic… #nclm25 @drjohnhickman

Loved him in Emmerdale

@Dylyano Still in drafts

Anyone reckon United thought they submitted their third bid for mbeumo a while ago but forgot to press send? Common mistake

Someone make it make sense… #NUFC

Say nothing, just retweet. #MUFC

To mark the pb launch of The Silent Killer I'm doing a 7-day sponsored walk, six bookshops and 75 miles to raise money for @AlzResearchUK There's a link below. It would be great if you could support this brilliant cause by donating or sharing this post justgiving.com/page/trevor-wo…

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★★★★ Review: Seagulls and Sad, Sad Stories – Sarah Bond’s accomplished debut is a sharply funny and perceptive story of teenage friendship @LaurelsWhitley 👇 thestage.co.uk/reviews/review…

As promised, the review. Mild spoiler alert, but the all-wise Zoltar is not what it seems. @slb0nd's play @LaurelsWhitley about three school leavers written off by society becomes a funny yet cutting statement of classism and writing off the wrong sort. chrisontheatre.wordpress.com/2024/12/13/sea…

“Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories” @LaurelsWhitley is an absolute chaos filled barrel of laughs to be apart of. Tonight: 19:30pm Tomorrow: 19:30pm Saturday: 14:00pm & 18:00pm app.lineupnow.com/event/seagulls… don’t miss this class driven comedy and social fuck you to stereotypes. AVV IT

Go to @LaurelsWhitley - Watch Seagulls, and sad, sad stories - And have an excellent evening out!