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You met a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

I love how Christians are like, our Lord is a foreigner, but he can’t come here.

@PAChamber Let's gooo!!!🙌☕♥️🎉

Please vote for Denim coffee!

Denim Coffee vs. Taylor Chip Cookies

Go out and help my friends at @DenimCoffee win the ‘Best Things made in Pennsylvania’ tournament!!!

Denim Coffee (@denimcoffee) vs. Middleswarth Chips

@LancasterOnline you seen this - reddit.com/r/lancaster/s/…

@Swishergirl24 @AmericanAir It’s going to be much more fun sharing this whole story, the things that have been said to us, and the way that we have been treated with the news outlets through this whole ordeal. @AmericanAir definitely doesn’t prioritize families with kids

Now your piece of shit airline has delayed our flight in Rome so we will miss our connecting flight in Chicago if the plane leaves at all. We have been stuck in Italy 4 fucking days and are about to lose our jobs. Fuck you @AmericanAir

@AmericanAir @Swishergirl24 Now maybe help.

@Swishergirl24 @AmericanAir This seems pretty typical for @AmericanAir lately

Hey @AmericanAir can someone please pick up the phone? Your constant flight cancellations have left us stranded in Europe with our small child

Hey dicks @AmericanAir we are still stuck in Italy. Our dogs are at home starving. When is someone from your company going to help us?

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@Gatorade It took almost 14 hours to respond to my tweet for help. Do you know how many electrolytes I can lose in that time. This is serious. Please DM me be get my address and send me Lemon Lime god damnit

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@Gatorade why are y’all always out of stock everywhere?????

I just saw someone say “as you get older, it’s harder to make friends” And I just want to make sure it’s clear that the problem is capitalism taking all our time and energy and not just due to being older like it’s natural causes

when a girl is done with you she talks to you like she in HR or sum

If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.