Grumpy Construction Inspector

@Dussyme Iowa

Your first guess was wrong… now think smarter 👀🇺🇸 Read twice….. answer once 🤯

@BENBALLER I’d bring my neck fan

If you got invited to play Shadow Creek for free and were allowed to bring a friend, BUT it will be 103° during the round, what would you guys do? 🤔

@HimBivins @BigPopz72 “His?”

@BigPopz72 His parents should go to jail for raising such a wild animal

A black girl attacks a white kid in a classroom and it gets out of control pretty fast... She's swinging out, he's got her partially restrained, defending himself from the punches until he's had enough. In the heat of the moment, he slams her head on a desk Did he go too far?

@BigPopz72 You step up and throw hands with somebody, you’re an assailant. Assailants have no gender.

@Dr_DewSweep I would if they’d stop making courses with a half mile walk between green to tee

Golf carts should only be used if you are elderly or handicapped. Everyone else should 100% be walking.

@yerrrrrrp123 Whoever invents this technology that’s usable is a billionaire overnight

Crazy to me there hasn’t been golf balls with location trackers in them created and able to be used on the course

@macroschema You made this way too easy

Ugliest women Weakest men Dirtiest cities Horrible culture Worst weather Disgusting rivers Filthy sea Polluted air Stinkiest food Which country is this?

@TheOnlyDSC Actually, it’s battery. Assault is making the threat.

Sharkeisha: “So if I hit you, that’s assault?” Woman recording this to send to the TSA:

This black woman demands that she be let into the front of the plane before the line even moves. This gentleman behind her expresses his fatigue.

@Gavin_McInnes It’s the matzoh balls

Literally nobody who knew George Floyd cried that hard. His brother was like, “Aw man.”

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress. You will see things that others do not. You'll feel crazy. Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

@UncleBuckuss I’m not taking up for him, but I’ve seen this movie… She owes him money

Crackhead or not still would have got sh@t..💯

@Joe_U_Fit @Layemie001 You’re looking at one

The concrete test even a 15-year contractor fears.

OFFICER: license and registration please BLACKS:

@SmackoverHawg @cptdankkk It’s like drinking 5 gallons of bourbon a day

@cptdankkk Put this in some kind of perspective for those of us that aren't coke users.

Charlie Sheen reveals the cartel cut him off after he smoked over 4 pounds of cocaine in 3 weeks Charlie: "When the cartel says, 'Hey, your man is dealing. If we're supplying that kind of weight, your guy is a dealer and that's just the way it is'" "It looked like that to them, but he had to explain who their customer was and that it just wasn't something this guy would ever do" Graham: "And that was on the heels of smoking almost four and a half pounds of cocaine over three weeks" Charlie: "No, it wasn't snorting. It was smoking"

@creepydotorg What is it with hiring a hitman? Every case I’ve ever heard about, the guy hired was either a cop, or you give him 50 grand and he shows up with a fucking hammer.

In 2006, Susan Kuhnhausen came home from work and found a man waiting inside her house with a hammer. He was there to kill her. The attacker struck Susan in the head, but she fought back. For nearly 15 minutes, the Oregon nurse struggled with him inside her own home until she managed to pin him down. During the fight, she reportedly said: “Tell me who sent you here and I will call you a fucking ambulance!” But the attacker never made it out. Susan strangled him with her bare hands. Investigators later discovered that her estranged husband had arranged the attack and paid the hitman $50,000 to kill her. Instead, Susan survived. The hitman died on her floor. Her husband was later sent to prison.

@thwacknicklaus “Nice birdie” after a 7 foot eagle putt.

Top 5 WORST Golf Offenses: 1) cursing someone’s putt with “good putt” before it reaches the hole. (x5)

@JonathanOC @SamaHoole Oh sorry, forgot,,, bacon

@JonathanOC @SamaHoole Chain mail, salt

Your great-grandmother's cast iron skillet from Erie, Pennsylvania, weighed four pounds, cost a dollar fifty in 1942, and is still on a stove somewhere in 2026 cooking the same eggs it was cooking when Roosevelt was in the White House. The seasoning is the polymerised record of every breakfast it ever met. The pan will outlive you and probably your grandchildren. The Teflon pan that replaced it is coated with polytetrafluoroethylene, a member of the PFAS family known to science as forever chemicals. A single scratch on the surface releases approximately nine thousand plastic particles into your food, per a Flinders University study. Heat it above 500°F and it gives off fumes capable of killing a parakeet on the kitchen counter and inducing polymer fume fever in the cook. The coating fails inside eighteen months. The pan goes to landfill, where the chemistry persists for approximately a thousand years. Cost of the cast iron, amortised across a hundred and forty years of service: about a penny a year. Cost of the Teflon pan, plus the cancers, plus the landfill: incalculable. The skillet is at a yard sale in Wisconsin for nine dollars. Iron leaches into the food. The food carries the iron into the cook. The cook carries it for the rest of her life. The Teflon pan leaches something else. It also stays with you. Choose your isotope.

@MyronGainesX @TheRealNThony I was gonna say this, you beat me to it

@TheRealNThony The doors that way nig nog. No one cares.

I've gotten thousands of death threats from stupid black people the past week. So to all the blacks that want to "slide" on me, or "drop my lo" here is your chance! Meet me this Sunday at 12:00pm EST. The address is: 3050 NW 183rd St, Miami Gardens, FL 33056 Before we duel, I'm going to give you a copy of the book "The Cat In The Hat". If you can read 2 pages uninterrupted, without sounding it out or using your index finger to focus on each sentence we can engage in combat. I know this can be annoying, but beating up retards is a crime in Florida (Section 825.102 – Abuse or Neglect of Disabled or Elderly Person). Therefore, I have to ensure you're mentally competent first, since coming to fight a podcaster over tweets is pretty fucking retarded. Comment "monkey" below and I'll DM you my number to coordinate. I look forward to meeting all of you! 🤗

@Mernin33 @GuntherEagleman Oh, are you his accountant?

@GuntherEagleman Well he’s wrong. Only retards think Trump is “losing money” being in office. His corruption in office has made him more rich than he’s ever been in his life.

🚨 REP. TIM BURCHETT JUST OBLITERATED the fake Trump “stock trading scandal” Reporter: “What do you make of Donald Trump doing 3,700 stock trades?” Burchett: “Is it legal? I think it is. He reported it. It’s within the law.” Reporter: “Should the law be changed?” Burchett: “One thing about Trump, it’s costing him money being in here. You have guys that come in here not worth anything and then they are worth millions doing those exact number of trades… I doubt Trump is individually making those trades. He’s got brokers that do that and manage his money just like a lot of them do up here.” EXACTLY. 🫳🏼🎤 Cry harder libs!