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@ANTHONYBLOGAN As the kids say these days, she’s mid.

This is James Talarico's girlfriend that some people are calling "super hot" and a "smokeshow." I don't understand, respectfully.

@Plug65779J Yup.

Am I actually pretty?>3

@zekramu Tell them, I’m having kids to fix your mistakes.

my favorite question dumb genz and millennial peers ask me is: “why do you have kids when [insert the world is fucked doomerism]” I then get to explain that their world view is not theirs and they spend too much time being influenced by retards online.

@BecomingCritter Once a week. At my age that’s all I could handle.

I’m thinking about this. Would you rather have great sex once a week or adequate sex once a day?

@Alsboringtweets Only once and it was my ex-wife’s name. Certainly glad that one didn’t happen.

For those of you with zero tattoos. Did you ever think about getting one but not go through with it? When I was 18 I wanted to get this tattoo. Luckily I did not go through with it.

@georgecursor If your job defines you, you are doing it wrong. A job should never define someone’s identity.

Blonde, blue eyed chicks don't write code anyway. They pretend to. You'll be fine.

@cjs214 We used cottage cheese and several other fruits.

Do you have to be a Texan to know what this is? This was considered a dessert growing up.

@JimmieJohnson @br1sc9e In and Out is the most overrated burger in history. I said what I said.

@br1sc9e Once the obvious is out of the way, a Carne Asada Burrito and In and Out, I’m stoked for our sport to shine in my home town

Hey @JimmieJohnson what are you most excited for about San Diego coming up?

@KennethRWebster That’s just nasty!!

How were they supposed to know that drinking foot juice was a bad idea?

@tszzl Nailed it!

underrated trend that will be one primary cause of gradual disempowerment

@NosEnergyDrink @WorldofOutlaws @StenhouseJr @HYAKMotorsports Not sure Stenhouse is the right guy for this.

For Rowdy. This weekend in Nashville, NOS Energy and @StenhouseJr honor Kyle Busch with a tribute paint scheme inspired by Rowdy’s iconic NOS Energy design. A champion. A legend. Thank you for everything, Kyle. #ForeverRowdy

@BecomingCritter Only once and I’ll never make that mistake again.

Have you ever been too accommodating where being a dick would have saved you a headache?

@Madisonkanna That is so true!!

dating a very online person is just hearing "babe did you see my tweet" until you die

@sporadica You could if you know how to drive it.

bc i can’t drive a ford f-150 at 50mph on mountain roads around hairpin turns with my beautiful wife in the passenger seat feeling the cool breeze and sun on her face but sure, drive a miniature tank down the freeway to your desk job so you can feel more secure in your manhood

@p_millerd Easier to save when living with parents?

Total wealth by median cohort age. Millennials are actually doing better than everyone.

@BecomingCritter If it’s for home protection, unless you’re trained, I recommend a shotgun. If you plan on getting training and practice then a SigSauer P938.

i live in an apartment in atlanta. i've too long been putting off buying a gun and i have some money doing nothing, what gun should i buy? personally i like the idea of handguns, they're just nice, but maybe not? persuade me

@SERobinsonJr Context matters.

The MSM keeps publishing stories that SpaceX raised the price for Starlink on the LUCAS drones from $5k to $25k per terminal. From what I have gathered, here is what happened and the much needed context. SpektreWorks, a U.S. defense contractor out of Arizona and manufacturer of the LUCAS drones, used SpaceX's Starlink; a commercial product sold for consumers, businesses, aviation, maritime, and non-military government users. It provides high-speed, low-latency broadband and is operated by SpaceX. Starlink Aviation hardware, which I assume was on the drones, runs between $5k to $7.5K per kit. What SpektreWorks was supposed to have used was Starshield, a separate system built by SpaceX designed for, owned, and operated by the U.S. government, U.S. Department of War, and certain allies. It features enhanced encryption, anti-jamming capabilities, higher security for classified data, and additional military functions such as Earth observation and reconnaissance. And if I had to guess, it runs around $25k per hardware kit. Elon Musk has even posted that SpektreWorks was in violation of Starlink’s terms of service for weapon systems. So, that price increase from $5k to $25k per terminal is correcting the improper use of the consumer product and switching to the higher tier specialized military system. If this is wrong, let me know.

@MartinShkreli Government thievery. They do the same with inactive savings accounts. And then you have to fight to get the money back.

you will be hearing more about this soon

@elonmusk @realTJRoberts Hilarious.

@realTJRoberts Something tragic happened to them when they were young

Why do they all look like that?

@NHL @espn @Sportsnet @TVASports Absolutely awesome!

Nothing like scoring your 50th playoff point and having your parents in attendance! Nazem Kadri makes it a tie game! 📺: @espn, @Sportsnet, & @TVASports