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@injuriesFC @TrollFootball Ramsey come out of retirement for a Kenyan deal

@WehliyeMohamed Niliambia my boys the exact same thing

No way Harry Maguire would have allowed a free header in the 92nd minute. Taking inexperienced Dan Burn & Konsa ahead of this veteran was a criminal offence. Maguire of England was almost world class. Tuchel has blood on his hands !

@premierleague You meant champions?

Can you name the Premier League side using national flags? 🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 Take the quiz 👇

@WehliyeMohamed Naeza kulipia and we devide the pay equally?

Hii post imekua viral in global football circles with 1.1M views. Ningekua na blue tick Elon angenilipa how much?

@Maryian96 Kwa nyumba?

Guess where i live...if you get it right ukuje lunch🤣🤣

@ahmednasirlaw Chaperoned by Infantino

Latin America live in the past. Their football is history.

@WelBeast She met the Wrath of The Dictator

That woman came for Mbappe. Mbappe responded in kind the she started playing a victim of gender based violence. Smh.

@NuhuSaminuSheh1 @JudePatrck @theMadridZone And so, many other persons, but we don't run around pretending to be moral policemen

🚨 SENATOR OF PARAGUAY, CELESTE SINEZOR OPEN LETTER TO KYLIAN MBAPPÉ: The problem is between you and me. I have never said anything against France. On the contrary, I stand with France. I studied at a French school from the age of 2 until I was 17, where I completed my education. I am who I am thanks to the Collège de l’Immaculée Conception and the education it gave me. We sang La Marseillaise and honored the French flag alongside our own. I speak French and I love visiting France. Last Christmas, I spent the holidays with my family in Courchevel, and we welcomed the New Year in Saint Tropez. This has nothing to do with France. The problem is with you. Your arrogance and contempt angered me long before the match, when you said, “If we have to put our hands in the dirt, then let’s do it.” We are not stupid. We understood perfectly that by “the dirt,” you meant the Paraguayan team, and the Paraguayan team represents all of us. Then you said you were going to remove our makeup. We understood that too. All of Paraguay remained silent, myself included. We endured it. During the match, your arrogance was obvious. Your contempt for every Paraguayan player was clear, as if they were beneath you. Without even covering your mouth, you shouted, “La concha de tu madre,” an extremely offensive insult in Latin America, and you know it. Finally, you showed complete disregard for the health of our goalkeeper. That is something you simply do not do. Respect between rivals after a match is almost sacred, in war and in peace, in defeat and in victory. Yet you refused to shake his hand and shouted your victory in his face. In a single moment, you displayed contempt, arrogance, and poor manners. It hurt me, it hurt my entire country, and it hurt deeply. France should hold you accountable because it is a nation of honor, with centuries of history and savoir faire. My posts were written in the heat of the moment, with my blood boiling, the blood of a mixed heritage, a beautiful blend of Indigenous and Spanish ancestry that runs through my veins. I wrote them while watching you mock those extraordinary Paraguayan players who fought as equals until the final whistle. However, I immediately regretted responding to you with the same insults that I myself receive. I realized I was repeating the very behavior I despise, so I deleted the post. I understand that my words offended you because humiliation hurts. Now I demand that you also retract your statements and apologize to me. I will not tolerate your violence either. You do not know me. You have no idea who I am, and you have no right to say that I AM A DESPICABLE WOMAN, UNWORTHY OF THE OFFICE I HOLD. I am a Senator of the Paraguayan Nation, elected by the people. Before that, I was a National Deputy, also elected by the people. Thousands of Paraguayan men and women voted for me and consider me their voice. My foremost duty is to speak for the Paraguayan people, to say what they cannot say, and to defend my country with my life if necessary. I represent my country because I was freely elected. I was chosen in democratic elections to help make its laws and to be its voice. You have no idea what it means to be elected to defend your nation and represent its people. Who are you to call me unworthy or despicable when you do not even know me? This is blatant gender based violence. This is political violence against a woman who earned her position through the democratic vote of her people. You insult me because I am a woman. You attack my dignity as a woman and as a political representative. Retract your statements, honor your French citizenship, and apologize. Otherwise, I may pursue legal action for gender based violence. Celeste Amarilla Senator of the Paraguayan Nation

@HusseinMohamedg Could he have done better? Yes! Did he promise more? Yes!

& No Kenyan President has delivered Universal Health Coverage with this reach. No Kenyan President has built Affordable Housing at this pace & scale. No Kenyan President has expanded access to affordable finance through the Hustler Fund to this extent, & the list goes on..

@jumaf3 @KamauKiserian Unatoka wapi mafuta🥲

@KamauKiserian I can do this tomorrow from 2pm 😆

Left Nairobi at 4 pm... Just wanted to drive for 4 hours towards Nakuru, almost hit Nakuru juu I was just doing it pole pole for the breeze, and mental refreshment, then eat supper and go back the hell where I came from 😆😆😆. Sasa am on my way to Nairobi, here almost to Naivasha at this Shell, sijui ni wapi... What am trying to say is, there is some healing in just traveling and feeling the breeze, alone, listening to music and nobody to bother you... Khabusie!

@Vik_SM @KResearcher The cats had me re-reading a couple times

@KResearcher What's the speed limit on the Nairobi Expressway? I was doing 80kph and cats were flying past me.

This speed camera thing is just a mess if not hilarious. So you have 4 groups driving on the same road. First group thinks they are in a 50KM section,so they are slow. The 2nd group thinks its a 80KM section, fast but cautious at 60-70KMs, then another group thinks its a 110KM section, eyes fixed on speedometers. The 4th group does not care, they are flying. The first three are driving but half the time their eyes are on their speedometers. All these drivers are driving on the same road and its a mess.

@ahmednasirlaw I love how we critic ourselves internally and fiercely unite in defence under any external attacks!! Viva!

Only Tunisia didn't make it to the round of 32 in the Fifa World Cup. 9/10 of African teams made it. Viva Africa!

@OleItumbi Alafu ukirudi Nairobi uwaite wakabila, Jofri is watching

For the next 45 days, we’ll continue making friends in Ol Kalou, sharing ideas, singing, worshipping, and learning from one another. We have been welcomed into many homes, shared meals, solved challenges together, and listened to stories that remind us what community truly means. A beautiful place to spend the coming days. Sina mengi kwa sasa.

@dkmaraga @Stv_T_ @ahmednasirlaw has called you a clown,why do you think that is?

I was arrested this morning together with fellow patriotic Kenyans during our procession to present a petition to the Kenya Wildlife Services against the excision of part of the Nairobi National Park to construct a 1300-car parking lot. Our national heritage and environment must be safeguarded from greed and unnecessary destruction without public participation.

@wanjirunjira @Honeyfarsafi @Mabonga_254 @lewis_ngunyi Genuine grievances continue to be watered down when some selfish people start playing politics, A few more foolish tweets and SA will be normalised.

@Mabonga_254 @lewis_ngunyi From claims of Sexual harassment to an internal coup attempt?! Kwanini mnageuzia Shakira. 4 women have raised a similar issues on sexual harassment, but UGM will sweep this under the carpet and accuse Shakira of an internal coup attempt? Take action against perpetrator!

It was actually an internal coup attempt. A group dabbed MAPUNDIZI by the complaint was launched and all of us (the youth in the campaign) were added. Refer to @lewis_ngunyi's thread.

@Hon_Njeri_Maina Please continue

So, I’m 23. I tell this female politician I knew that I needed a meeting with XYZ male politician and got my first shocker! She advised me to wear a ‘short-skirt’ because, he liked girls and their yellow yellow thighs. “You will get him to pay attention to you.” 👀

@JoshOO1J Huyu mkimchagua kidogo hivi...😂

Ati other survivors? Survivors of what🤣? Main Character syndrome itakuua! Now, the entire story is about you? One bad thing about wanting to be the center of attention is that you can't backtrack! You must be right at all times, and everyone else is wrong even when presented with facts or evidence. Look at this mkora ya statehouse is a protected area .

@StanleyMasinde_ The girl herself has not even blamed the perpetrator, at least not here,but she's quick to blame CJ! Mission accomplished.

So you’re basically telling Shakira Wafula to not blame your favourite for associating with a potential sex offender and blame the actual perpetrator. If you went to KNH, and someone harvested one of your kidneys. Should the hospital tell you to look for “mwenye alichukua kidney yako” or should they be responsible for that because it happened in your premises? If the allegations were in Ruto’s camp (I hate Ruto BTW regardless), you people would drag him online but because it’s in your faves camp, you wanna hide the fire under the carpet. This is how we end up tolerating benevolent authoritarianism. This is how we end up with another Ruto and “Ni ware wamemsunguka ndio shida” narratives.

David Ornstein has built more credibility and legacy in football journalism than Fabrizio Romano, and it’s not even close. Romano is brilliant for speed and updates, but Ornstein is the one clubs, executives and journalists trust when it comes to accuracy and breaking the biggest stories. When Ornstein speaks, people treat it as confirmation. When Romano speaks, people often wait for Ornstein to confirm it.

@Kvaati @Stv_T_ @rigathi @methumuke make this an anthem for every rally,

Hata kama ni pesa. You allow RSF You allow the Juba Land Militia You wanted to allow Adani You allowed the sale of the Kenya Pipeline You want to sell Safaricom You gave out Sugar Factories You are bringing Ebola to our doors You brought a dead SHA system. You are using NSSF Money.