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@djvlad My brain says yes. But my wife once tried to slip her pinky finger up my ass and I almost hit the ceiling in pain. So its a no for me dawg.

Men only. Would you let a man take your anal virginity for $15 million of nobody found out.

@dom_lucre The bullies in that school are severely lacking.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This gay 8th grader at a Louisville Kentucky middle school graduation went off script during his speech to call his entire school’s student body ‘oppressed youth’ and accused his school of being ‘built on racism, sexism and homophobia.’ ‘Apparently this school doesn’t know better than to give an angry gay kid a microphone.’

@GarbageHuman24 I know of two gay couples through work that adopted. One set of gay dudes and one set of lesbos. The gays have a daughter who is now gay. The lesbians have a boy that is now gay. That's almost statistically impossible.

I’d put money on these kids growing up to become serial killers of homosexuals

@simoneeegg Get used to it.

@dom_lucre Still fat after cheating with ozempic. And playing flute on a rib is fantastically racist.

🔥🚨LATEST: Grammy award winning singer Lizzo is showing off her new weight loss success in a new Chili’s promotion where she is bringing back the nostalgia for their baby back ribs.

@TheOfficerTatum Fuck him. This isn't a food pantry. Your mom should be feeding you.

😂 BOLD: A young boy smelled his neighbor grilling, knocked on the door, and asked, “Y’all still grillin’?” He left with two bags of cheetos instead of a plate. 🫠 Bro came for ribs and got Cheetos. 😭

@Commanders RG3 2.0

here damn

@EBTtok Everyone knows that they can't read or do math. But the fact that they can't verbally communicate either is astounding.

🚨CHIPOTLE CHIMP OUT‼️ Black man clearly caught in a ‘looping’ spiral, gets tazed rather than follow simple directions. Why do so many blacks think talking to a manager or stranger means they don’t have to comply with cops? Room temp IQ behavior. 🦧

@AmiriKing Im 48. Last time I fought was early 20s. Nothing even close since then. How do blacks manage to find this much trouble seemingly every day?

Why does everywhere they gather turn into a violent spectacle? Genuinely curious as to what causes this. Low IQ? Low impulse control? Hennessy? Grape soda? Menthols? Blunt wraps? What makes an entire group of people follow such a pattern with surgical precision?

@AmiriKing I guarantee they don't know how to care for a special needs child. But the kid will bring in those fat entitlements so they're just thinking "cha ching!"

They teach them how to be like this at a young age. - laws don’t apply to you - social decorum doesn’t apply to you Litter, speed, break the law. Who cares? Nobody matters in the world but you. You are a Queen and sheit.

@NYCMayor @RepAOC

Eid Mubarak! Today as we honor Prophet Ibrahim, Eid al-Adha reminds us that sacrifice is not a burden. It is an opportunity to see ourselves as part of something larger. To extend a hand to those who need it most. I am honored to be New York City's first Muslim Mayor and I am determined to lead through solidarity. Together, we are working to ensure every New Yorker can afford the groceries, housing, and child care they need. Our solidarity is our strength. Eid Saeed, New York.

@AmiriKing Question for whites living in urban areas. Why? Whats keeping you there?

It’s summer in America. Chimp out season is upon us. Le Sigh.

@RichardESt48397 @AmiriKing Or you could just respond giving rational explanation for the seemingly endless number of vids like this.

@AmiriKing You and your obsessive slamming black people, don't you ever get tired of spewing hate. You must be one demented person.

@ZeekArkham Im loving the angry black replies that are solidly proving your point

Here’s the thing about the truth: it doesn’t care about how you feel about it. You can either face it head on and accept it, or you can hide from it. Either way, the truth remains.

@ArtThePatriot_ But they keep telling us that this isn't common and its the algorithm pushing this content.

Animals. Keep your kids away from them

@TiffanyFong My wife makes more than me. Both executives. Dual income is where its at. Finances become a non issue.

is this true boys?

@WomenBeingAwful I was at the DMV and there was a fat black wiman (in cheetah print) getting her license. Of course she took 3x as long as everyone else and was angrily demanding a handicap placard because " sometimes my knee hurts". But she eventually got the license. If she can anyone can.

Oh, is that why?

@supergirl I'll maybe stream it one day. Definitely not theater worthy.

#Supergirl lands in theaters in ONE MONTH. Tag who you're bringing this summer.

@NikkifromAR @SarahHuckabee The state bailed him out numbnuts.

@SarahHuckabee I think you should sit this one out, Sarah. This guy balanced the New York City budget without cutting any social programs. Instead of trying to slap him down, maybe you could learn something from him.

It sounds like New York City needs to “transfer ownership” to a better mayor.

@TMSTRS_ @MarioNawfal Well NYC has rent control. Its borderline impossible for landlords to fix/upgrade when they can't increase rent. Its basic math.

@MarioNawfal This is such a massive W for NYers Slum lords will no longer abuse & neglect their tenants or properties without stiffer consequences. How can MAGA be so dumb as to hate on this?!

🇺🇸 Mamdani announced the city will strip landlords of their buildings and hand them to tenants and community groups. It's called expropriations. The most aggressive challenge to private property rights that an American city has attempted in decades.