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I know there are questions about where Cork hurling is going at the moment on the pitch etc. But a decision to prioritise taking the rugby money ahead of their own club hurling finals is a reflection of where their heads are at to me

@MikeNewman68011 @Caolan_Scully Good man Mike - not to mention the stare of the pitch for the following day after leaving the cattle on it in October

@Caolan_Scully You're joking Caolan? It's a disaster! 8pm on a Saturday night 45 mins walk from the city center? You won't be back in town until almost 11pm and that's before you attempt to try and get your car out of Cork city. It's a disaster and I know plenty who have no interest in going

Correct call made by all Páirc Ui Chaoimh is an immaculate pitch and I’m sure it will hold out for the day after

@Caolan_Scully How the fuck do u know what a correct call is ? If u don’t mind me asking ? What if we ran a herd of elephants through Thomond park the day before an Investec / Heineken / Magners / BOI / Davy / Deloitte piss up ? I’m sure u wouldn’t think it’s the correct call 🐘

@EwanMacKenna Based on this Pico Lopes could get the director general role in @rte 😂

That half of football from Spain is best by any team this tournament by miles, and still they're under pressure. Such a high quality game. I'd like to say it's the final but often the brilliant semi-final is the one that produces the runners-up. But it's so good. #france

@newryhurler1 Sack 😂 they all just gave themselves a fucking bonus for Christ sake

Someone needs the sack here ....with the weather we had over winter and early spring how the hell is this happening bar through gross mismanagement

@CoachDanGo How is when I do this stretch the pain is intolerable so i stop doing it !

This stretch changed my life: It's called the Couch Stretch and it should be mandatory for people who sit at desks. Here's how you do it: 1. Get on all fours and put one foot up on a couch or chair and another 90 degrees in front to support. 2. Bring one arm up and lean back until you feel tension. 3. Hold this stretch and breathe deeply. When you sit for long periods, your legs are stuck at bent angles for up to 8 hours a day. This causes your hip flexors to shorten by limiting their range of motion. This can create pain in the low back and hips while causing you to become weaker. The couch stretch counteracts this by mobilizing your hip flexors back to their natural range of motion. Do this every day for 30-60 seconds and watch your body feel better.

@irishexaminer They lost to Roscommon and Tyrone and have beat Meath , Cork and Louth - this is like a Kilkenny path to hurling finals 20 years ago - but Mayo don’t have Brian Cody and Brian Cody knew the danger of one thing in a team dressing room - ego - Kerry by 8

Kieran Shannon: Looks a lot like last year but this Mayo is different irishexaminer.com/sport-columnis…

@Roadman_Podcast Lads who love talking about themselves on podcasts - 🙄

Armstrong “Tadej knows what the real record is”. Do you think Pogacar is going after the unofficial 7 Tour de France titles record ? 📸 The Move

Meta’s Clonee data centre in County Meath recorded an annual consumption of 657 million litres. There are 107 data centres in Ireland. At the same time, the government is imposing a hose pipe ban.

@PlatypusX0 @FAIreland bring back John Delaney 😂

Norwegian Air Force F-35s escorting the Norwegian football World Cup team on their flight to home. Such an overwhelming gesture by the Norwegian Air Force!💙⚽️

@DanMulhall Contrary to whoever your lobbing for now the department has had to tick a few boxes since Jim O Callaghan knows he won’t ever be Taoiseach on 15% of the vote !

Contrary to what merchants of doom might want to believe, Ireland does deport people when their asylum requests are refused.

@EwanMacKenna Similar to a Spanish 🇪🇸 one !

A Portuguese Monday

@CarlowWeather They can go fuck themselves - I’d leave the taps running !

Uisce Éireann has issued a six-week hosepipe ban for six areas around the country to protect water supplies. Dublin, south Tipperary, and parts of Kildare, Meath, Wexford and Wicklow. The ban begins shortly after midnight on Thursday, and will remain in place until 26 August.

@irishexaminer Apparently Men must also finish the children’s hospital ?

Minister: 'Men must stop beating the bejesus out of their partners'  irishexaminer.com/news/politics/…

@DavQuinn The average Irish person doesn’t even know we export aluminium to Russia 🇷🇺 to make bombs from a quarry next to a US 🇺🇸 Air Base in Shannon 🇮🇪 or that @timmydooley is really our 007 agent down there juggling more balls for Mickey Martin than PJ O Mara was for Charlie #irelandinc

Does the average Irish person know that Europe still buys lots of gas from Russia? I doubt it. telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@TheMandyGall @FineGael @fiannafailparty @danobrien20 says we are good at dodging bullets - what about this asteroid coming ? Dan ……..

So the Central Bank warning Government today that there could be a €25 Billion deficit by 2030....what are ye feckin doing @FineGael @fiannafailparty what will the IPAS Bill be by 2030???

@danobrien20 Let’s hope we are better at dodging nukes than we were in 2008 ! “The fundamentals are sound “ Patrick

Ireland Inc keeps dodging bullets. Intel was in huge trouble just 18 months ago. Dodged US tariffs and tax changes too.

@EwanMacKenna I’m ok with that except Micheal Donnellan over Walsh - Jesus Christ McKenna you’ll be on love island next 🫰🤣

So a 15, limited to one player per county, since 2000.... 1. Rory Beggan 2 Graham Canty 3. Barry Owens 4. Chrissy McKaigue 5. Lee Keegan 6. Kieran McGeeney 7. Marty Clarke (I know out of position) 8. John Heslin 9. Brian Fenton 10. Shane Walsh 11. Peter Canavan 12. John Galvin (extra-big man) 13. Mattie Forde 14. Michael Murphy 15. David Clifford

@EwanMacKenna @seanburke1888 Either way the west Brits will be happy 😂

The great @seanburke1888 asked me a great question. If you could tolerate one better, which would you choose. Ireland winning a Rugby World Cup? England winning a Soccer World Cup? Which would you prefer?

@adrianweckler Water ?

Intel is investing €5bn into its Leixlip, Ireland, plant, amid AI boom. Process/equipment upgrades, some new jobs. independent.ie/business/intel…