renal.imperial (Dr Darren Parsons)

When nurses make biscuits

If anyone can cut wrapping paper in a straight line they should be allowed to run the country.

@eimeartb So hard to find good gastropod porn these days. 🐌❤️🐌. 😎.

@GemGlan I would propose you could add maximum dose of paracetamol. Plus/Minus whiskey with the lemon and water (just as a treat not for effect!!) 😎

@CharlesHallMD @amarpreet_thind New broadcast possibility for a Saturday night? "The Masked Nephrologist"

Making friends. #KidneyWk

Thank you @Kidney_Research for the chance to present SOME of our work from the @KTOP_Group study. Still LOTS MORE to come & so excited to share it with you all. #DrivingDiscoveries #frailty #transplant #kidney

This will brighten up your Monday!!

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Wrinkle the Duck is at the NYC Marathon again! Wish her luck on her run! #nycmarathon #duck #cuteness #goodluck

Halloween special: A middle aged male presented with abdominal pain. An echocardiogram was done that showed this finding. What is the clinical finding/diagnosis? @drnhassanpour #Medtwitter

@Shaunruck33 @BBraunUK @CV_UHB @PophamKidney @kidneycareuk @Kidney_Research Best of Luck.

3rd wk back in work, but it's the first time visiting S/W 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Dialysis Units This is the 1st time I'm able to speak to patients on a M/W/F morning now that I'm no longer needing it myself. Wish me luck 💚 @BBraunUK @CV_UHB @PophamKidney @kidneycareuk @Kidney_Research

Message from Windy Miller: 'With all their tidying and recycling abilities, I am proud to announce that The Ministry Of The Environment will be run by The Wombles'.

@prodnose 1 vote of support as us Darrens are fairly rare. No idea who this Darren is though so can see annoying for you. 😎

For the last month I have had Darren fucking Grimes pea-brained tweets turning up in my timeline. I do not follow this miserable crumb. Why is this happening?

@Number10cat And wants to be a Jedi. "Country to fix we have"

Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.

BBC reports that Rishi Sunak always wanted to be a Jedi. He should have said that before! So Rishi "country to fix we have". 😎

@NoContextBrits the plate

You have to lose one item. What is it?

VOTE FOR LARRY…

Wow consultant life is very much deleting emails constantly isn’t it

Struggle to remember all the names (yes, I know I can google research), but their faces bring back memories.